My sisters: *tells me to handle my phone properly or they'll seize it*

Also my sisters: *carelessly keeps phone somewhere and it goes missing*

Me: *wakes up from sleep and watches them look for my phone frantically* *searches for my mathematical set*

Subby: Tsk

Me: *at the same time* Tsk

What happens next

Me: It's not in the balcony or the living room...

Subby: And it looks like they've given up

Me: *hears water running while packing garbage*

Subby: Check the bathroom

Me: *casually checks the bathroom knowing the culprit is watching me* *finds phone on sink*  That's a 'smart' one. (Laced with sarcasm and not directed at Subby)

Subby: Heh.

A/N: This happened a few minutes ago