Friend 1: My first kiss was in Kindergarten!

Others: Awwww

Friend 2: My first kiss was when I was drunk

Others : Lol

Friends: What about your first kiss, Emma?

Me: .....

Flashback to 3 years ago, Grade 8

Me: *comes down from bus* Aaah it's so cold and I don't feel like doing anything *applies lipbalm*

Fly: *bzzz* Oh such a pretty girl! And a perfect landing spot too. *lands on lips and flutters*

Subby: And that is how Emma had her first kiss. It was with a fly

A/N: This actually happened 😥