This perfectly describes me because I'm seen as a pathetic loser with little to no talent in real life. But I think I'm not that pathetic, thus, while I am a loser. I'M THE BEST DAMN LOSER YOU WILL EVER MEET.

This was inspired by LotsChrono 's ramblings of an egotistical nutcase, which was an interesting idea. I decided to make one of my own to alleviate my boredom