Lireth: Hello! So today we have two VERY special guests here. Welcome Lucius Malfoy and Thranduil, king of Mirkwood!

(Thranduil's words are in italics and Lucius' are in bold)

You said his name first. *grumbles*

Lireth: Okay, okay. It doesn't matter. So anyway, I have gathered you here today to discuss a very important topic. Hair. And other matters.

Hair, you say? Well I can tell you ALL about it.

Oh really? Is there something about it that I don't know?

I could tell YOU a thing or two about hair.

Please, mortal. You are talking to the King of Mirkwood. I don't think anyone could perfect my hair. Even my hairflip is absolutely fabulous.

Is that so? Feast your eyes on this magnificence. *hairflip*

Lireth: *claps* Wow. That's good. That's really good. That's... that's...

Lost for words, Lireth? I thought you would be.

*Thranduil fuming in the distance* You know nothing about hairflips. Let me show you how it's done. *hairflip*

Lireth: *nosebleed* Oh my... oh my... oh dear Valar... I need to lie down... this is too beautiful...

*smirks* You see, pitiful mortal? My hairflips get the ladies.

Legolas: Adaaa......

What? I am stating the facts. Can I help you?

Legolas: You haven't seen my hairflip yet! *hairflip*

..... awkward silence.....

haHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA *slaps knee*

BAHHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU CALL THAT A HAIRFLIP??? OH DEAR... BWAHAHA that's a good one, son. xD

Legolas: But... but... I tried really hard! *eyes fill up with tears* Lireth, how is my hairflip?

Lireth: Hm? Oh that? Well uh... um... uh... how do I say this... well uh...

Draco: She means that your hairflip sucks.

Lireth: When did YOU get here?!?

Draco: *shrugs* Does it matter? I apparated, of course. I could do a better hairflip if I had longer hair.

Lireth: Prove it.

Draco: How?

Lireth: Simple. Take Thranduil's extensions.

HOW DID YOU KNOW????

AHA! I KNEW THEY WERE FAKE!!

Lireth: I have my ways... *evil grin*

Draco: *tugs on Thranduil's hair* Let me see that...

Get your grubby hands off me, mortal.

Draco: ... Oh forget this. Accio extensions!

Wha--? Nooooo my fabulous hair!! This is all your fault, Lireth!

Lireth: ... oh my gosh... is that what you look llke without your extensions?

O.O My goodness... you look....

Lireth: Perfect.

Creepy.

Legolas: O.O Ada.... WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR???

Draco: While you were busy... doing whatever you're doing.... I managed to tie this muggle monstrosity to my hair with the help of  pointy-ears here. *waves at Legolas* Now for what you've all been waiting for.... *hairflip*

*suddenly the world breaks out in sunshine and rainbows and casts a spotlight on Draco's hair as the magnificence overflows*

Lireth: *nosebleeds all over the place*

I must say, son, I have taught you well.

HE'S STEALING MY FABULOUSNESS, THAT THIEF!!!!

Legolas: *fumes in corner* Not fair...

Lireth: HELP HELP HELP IT WON'T STOP!!! *blood pours out of nose*

...Can't you take care of yourself? I have more important matters here!

Lireth: I wasn't expecting you to help, since last time you wouldn't help when I was COUGHING UP BLOOD. *grumbles and reaches for a Kleenex*

Lireth: Anyway. The judges will decided. *waves dramtically and Aragorn and Thorin appear out of nowhere* Points for Lucius!

Aragorn: 7.6

Thorin: I hate you all.

Lireth: Points for Thranduil!

Aragorn: 9

Thorin: I hate you all.

This is an OUTRAGE!!! HOW AM I A PITIFUL NINE??? I SHOULD BE 15!!!!

Lireth: ... anyway... Points for Legolas!

Aragorn: 5. Sorry buddy.

Thorin: I still hate you all.

Lireth: Points for Draco!

Aragorn: 12!!

Thorin: I hate everyone.

Aragorn: TWELVVVEE!!!!

Lireth: O.O

O.O

O.O

Legolas: Should I be concerned?

Draco: Do what you want, I don't care. *strolls off*

My EXTENSIONS!!! AT LEAST GIVE THEM BACK!!

Poor Thranduil.