It's that time where Tamia date has arrived and everything is nice and organized and looking pretty fantastic, perfect dinner, perfect outfit, perfect man I mean what can go wrong?

Tamia: *opens the door revealing her boyfriend* Hey! *hugs him*

Marlon: Hey *hugs back in delight*

Tamia: *pulls away*

Marlon: May I come in?

Tamia: Yea sure- Wait! Before you go in I have to warn you my daughter misses her father dearly and she is already upset that her dad and I are not together anymore so please just please try to make her smile?

Marlon: Ahh I know my ex had the same situation and let me tell ya it wasn't pretty

Tamia: But she will give you a nightmare, *leans closer to him* She's scary sometimes so be careful

Marlon: Ok got it!

Tamia: Ok you may NOW come in *moves aside*

Marlon: *steps in the house* Wow nice house you got here

Tamia: Thanks *closes the door* You may have a seat if you like *offers him the seat next to her*

Marlon: Thanks my queen! *blows a kiss*

Tamia: *giggles flirtatiously*

Marlon: *smiles*

Tamia: Stop being so cute!

Marlon: I can't help it I get it from my family *winks*

Tamia: oh whatever *laughs* Alondra, Hailey, Chelsea come on dinner is ready!

Marlon: Which one is your daughter?

Tamia: Alondra the one with the dark brown kinda wavy, straight hair, green, bluish eyes

Marlon: Nah I never seen her 

Tamia: I thought you saw her

Marlon: Never

Tamia: Oh well you can meet her now! ALONDRA, CHELSEA, HAILEY COME DOWN!! Sorry I had the yell they don't listen

Marlon: Oh it's fine

Tamia: Ok here they come

Alondra and her gang came strolling down the steps with a smirk and some little giggles. When they came down the stairs they immediately notice the unfamiliar face and all of their smiles dropped especially Alondra who gave the man the unfriendly glare

Tamia: Ok now that everyone is here let's have a sit *sit down*

Chelsea&Hailey: *sits next to each other*

Marlon: *sits next to Y/N*

Alondra: *roughly knocks him out the chair and sit comfortably in the chair* You can sit over there *points to the chair across from her and smiles*

Marlon: *looks at her in shock and slowly gets up and walks to the chair*

Tamia: *mouthes to him* Told you so

Tamia: Uhhh ok how about you tell them about you *looks at her date*

Marlon: Uhhh well ok my name is Marlon-

Alondra: No your name is a puta

Tamia: ALONDRA!

Marlon: What she call me?

Tamia: You don't want to know

Marlon: *looks down*

Alondra: *smirks*

Tamia: You can continue Marlon

Marlon: Ok um well I'm 34-

Alondra: You're too old for my mom

Tamia: Alondra! Please be nice

Alondra: What I'm just saying

Hailey: He doesn't look old

Alondra: Well he is

Tamia: Alondra be nice

Alondra: *laughs*

Tamia: Alondra cállate! (Shut up)

Alondra: Qué? (What?)

Hailey&Chelsea: *laughing*

Tamia: EVERYONE BE QUIET NOW!! *slams her hands on the table*

SILENCE

Tamia: Thank you *looks at Marlon* You may continue

Marlon: *sighs* Ummm well I have 5 brothers and 3 sisters

Alondra: Wow your mom and dad must've have birthday sex for every child for getting that many kids

Hailey: BOGUS

Chelsea: *laughs and gasp*

Tamia: *bangs her head on the table*

Alondra: I mean really the difference between regular sex and birthday sex is regular sex you use a condom and birthday sex you put all your effort and work in it and the sperm goes into the va-

Tamia: Don't you dare say it!

Hailey: OMG Alondra!

Chelsea: Wow I never knew that I thought regular sex you can choose if you want to use a condom or not

Alondra: Yea but birthday sex they don't care as they make potato babies that are perras THE END

Chelsea: *claps* BOOTYFUL

Hailey: YAYAYAYA BOB

Y/N: Guys STOOPP!

Hailey: Sorry Ms. York

Chelsea: Sorry

Marlon: *awkwardly looking around trying to figure out if he should run or stay*

Tamia: Alondra......

Alondra:¿Sí? ( Yes?)

Tamia: Please stop it.....

Alondra: Ok!

Tamia: *rolls her eyes* Marlon you can go if you want this dinner has been ruined and the food is cold because of SOMEONE *looks at Alondra*

Alondra: *smiles*

Marlon: No I got something for her that she will never believe or you

Tamia: What?

Alondra: He's gay?!

Tamia: Really Alondra?

Alondra: Sí!

Tamia: Please hurry up and say it before I go crazy

Marlon: Do you want to know what my full name is? My last name included?

Alondra: Your name is Potato

Marlon: No my name is not potato

Alondra: Why potatoes are POTABULOUS

Chelsea: YAASSS

Hailey: *Claps* PREACH!

Y/N: Guys stop!! Continue Marlon

Alondra: Yea continue potato

Chelsea&Hailey: *giggles*

Marlon: My name is Marlon Jackson, the brother of Michael Jackson *smirks*

SILENCE

Hailey: OPP there it is!

Chelsea: Woah!

Marlon: Yeah all my brothers as you put it perras *looks at Alondra*

Alondra: *wide eyes*

Tamia: You mean-

Marlon: Yep he really is my brother we're close

Tamia: Oh god I think I'm going to be sick *runs to the bathroom and pukes*

Marlon: *follows her*

Alondra: *runs to her room and slams the door* Omg! I can't believe this *hits herself in the head then looks out the window and gasp*

Michael: *waves back and puts his index finger up to his lips*

Alondra: *nods and hears some noise in the bathroom and goes to the window and does sign language, saying there is some noise in the bathroom*

Michael: *nods and walks to the front door*

Alondra: *goes downstairs and goes outside and hugs her dad* DADDY I MISSED YOU SO MUCH *jumps into his arms*

Michael: I missed you too!

Hailey: *comes outside and sees Michael* Hey Sexy!

Michael: *shakes his head* Hey sweetie!

Chelsea: *runs out of the opened door outside and sees Michael* Hello Mr. Michael do you know your brother is here?

Michael: Yes I know

NOISE COMING FROM THE BATHROOM

Chelsea: What is that disgusting noise?! *covers her ears*

Hailey: Sounds like moaning are they up there having regular sex or birthday sex?

Michael: I hope neither

Hailey: Yea well it got to be one of em

Michael: *gets angry* Guys go into Alondra's room now!

Alondra: Yes sir! *runs upstairs to her room*

Chelsea: Yes Mr.! *runs upstairs to Alondra's room*

Hailey: Yes sexy! *winks and runs upstairs to Alondra's room and closes the door*

Michael soon walks upstairs hearing the disturbing sexual noise more louder and clearer, the closer he gets to the bathroom, the madder he gets and when Michael is mad there is no going back..... Let the war begin!!!

BYEEEEEEEEE!!!

P.S We are going to say what Janet said about Michael being the "dude" Marlon start to believe it that's why he knows, just to let you know 😋