This better be good, I thought. 'Alright! Out with you, creeper.'

The thing peered round the door, 'A-aren't you afraid?'

'I'm afraid that you're cutting my personal time with the Kardashians. So, beat it.'

'But... I'm a spooky skeleton...'

'Well, you're not freaking out anybody.'

'B-but-,'

'Out! I'm losing patience now...' He hesitated then lunged for me making this annoying screeching sound. I evaded him with ease then grabbed him by his skull pulling it from his "body".

I said this, with a low guttural growl, and as I did the room darkened and thunderstruck outside. 'Go away and stop bothering me.' 

Then he scurried away.