[Intro] Conner and Travis:

HEY KIDS! WELCOME BACK TO THE WONDERFUL SHOW'S IMAGINARY FUN LEARNING EMPORIUM-PALOOZA EXTRAVAGANZA HOUR FOR KIDS!

[Verse 1]

[Red] Piper:
HELLO KIDS. I'M THE COLOR RED AND I BROUGHT MY FRIENDS TO TEACH YOU ABOUT THEM THEY'RE THE COLORS OF ALL THE THINGS YOU SEE AND RED IS ME, THE COLOR OF AWESOME THINGS LIKE: HEARTS, AND ROSES AND MARS BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE

[Black (at the same time)] Nico:

BLOOD, BLOOD, BLOOD, BLOOD, BLOOD


[Everyone]
HOORAY!?

[Verse 2]

[Orange] Leo:
HI I'M ORANGE LIKE MAC AND CHEESE LET'S NAME OTHER ORANGE THINGS NOW IF YOU PLEASE. YOU GOT PUMPKINS AND TIGERS, AND THE DESERT SAND

[Black]Nico:
PRESCRIPTION BOTTLES

[Orange]Leo:
MONARCH BUTTERFLIES

[Black (at the same time)]Nico:
PRESCRIPTION BOTTLES

[Orange]Leo:
ARE YOUR ORANGE FRIENDS LA LA LA LA LA LA, CHEESE!

[Black (at the same time)]Nico:
PILLS!

[Orange]Leo:
THIS IS LIVE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

[Black]Nico:

WHAT I WAS BORN TO DO!

  [Verse 3]

[Yellow]Will:
AS YOU CAN PROBABLY GUESS

[Black (at the same time)]Nico:
JAUNDICE

[Yellow]Will:
YELLOW'S PRETTY FUN! YOU CAN FIND IT ON A BUS OR THE RAYS FROM THE SUN! IF YOU ASK ME

[Black (at the same time)]Nico:
JAUNDICE!

[Yellow]Will:
YELLOW IS NUMBER ONE  

[Black (at the same time)]Nico:
LIVER DAMAGE

[Yellow]Will:
IF YOU LIKE YELLOW AND SOUR

[Black (at the same time)]Nico:
JAUNDICE

[Yellow]Will:
THEN TRY A LEMON

[Everyone]
JAUNDICE!

[Yellow]Will:
JAUNDICE! DANG IT!

[Verse 4]

[Green] Tyson:
ONCE I ATE A BUG THAT WAS THE COLOR GREEN BUT THE ER SAID IT WAS A POISONOUS THING SO THAT EXPLAINS WHY I THREW UP GREEN AND INSIDE THAT GREEN THERE  WERE CHUNKS OF GREEN I BET YOU WISH YOU HADN'T LISTENED TO GREEN

[Everyone]

HOORAY?

[Blue]Percy:

WHY DIDN'T YOU CHANGE THAT ONE?

[Black]Nico:

I LIKE THAT VERSE 

[Verse 5]

[Blue]Percy:
THE OCEAN IS A PLACE WHERE MANY CREATURES LIVE

[Black (at the same time)]Nico:
NIGHTMARES

[Blue]Percy:
IT'S THE DEEP BLUE SEA

[Black (at the same time)]Nico:
AND IT'LL KILL YOU TO DEATH   

[Blue]Percy:
AND IT'S MYSTERIOUS...

[Black (at the same time)]Nico:
ESPECIALLY IF YOUR ON THE  TITANIC. LET THAT SINK IN. PUN INTENDED 

[Everyone]
HoOrAy?

[Verse 6]

[Purple]Jason:
DON'T BLOW THIS FOR US MAN! COME ON!
PURPLE IS THE COLOR OF MANY PRETTY
THINGS FROM A LILAC-

(Nico tases Jason)

[Blue]Percy:
*Screams* DUDE!

[Green]
HOORAY

[Verse 7]

[Brown]Grover:
I GUESS IT'S MY TURN
THERE ARE BROWN THINGS LIKE DIRT DON'T  HURT...ME. I, UH... CAN'T REMEMBER THE WORDS

(Nico tases Grover)

*Screams*

[Everybody]
hOoRaY...

[Verse 8]

[White]Annabeth:
WHITE THINGS INCLUDE-

[Black]Nico:
ALL BROKEN BONES

[White]Annabeth:
AND DOVES AND PAPER AND-

[Black (at the same time)]Nico:
AND RABIES' FOAM

[White]Annabeth:
THERE'S IVORY-

[Black (at the same time)]Nico:
WORTH A LOT OF MONEY THEN EMAIL ME

[Green]Tyson:
HOORAY. HOORAY.

[Verse 9]

[Black]
BLACK IS  THE COLOR OF EMPTINESS I FEEL IT IN MY SOUL CAUSE I'M AN EMOTIONAL MESS-

[Yellow] Will:

*Shoves hand over Nico's mouth* No. No more from you.

[Verse 10]

['Skin color']Reyna:
I'm the last color in the box you see and the color that they assigned to me IS THIS! *gestures to 'skin color' preaching her outfit* JUST THINK ABOUT THAT FOR ONE MOMENT   *mic drop* 

[Everyone]

*Clapping for Reyna*

[Outro]

[Green]Tyson

Oh shiny *runs off stage*

[Blue]Percy:

*runs after yelling "TYSON SPIT IT OUT"

Sally and Paul: *Exchange a look before looking at the camera like in the office*

Travis: Okay that's a wrap

Conner: goodbye folks

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