new person: hey I'm so I read your guys books and it seemed really creepy meeting you after knowing every thing about you so I just wanted to ask is Percy really Annabeth's uncle?

Percy: yes wait...

Annabeth: ...

New person: and Jason and Piper are cousins?

Jiper/jasper: ...

Everybody else: SWEET HOME ALABAMA

New person: at least frazel, solangelo, Theyna, and Caleo are only pedophilia...

those people(because I'm lazy):SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT"S STILL SWEET HOME ALABAMA