Meanwhile in the Isle of Lusty Bards (brownie points for whoever understands the reference there)

Ancano: Guys...? Savos? Mirabelle? Anyone?

Inhabitant: Mortal

Ancano: Who are you? Where are we? Why are we here?

Inhabitant: You're on the Isle of Lusty Bards, you're here because you pissed off Lord Sheogorath's "favorite mortal. "(another reference) You can guess who we are

Ancano: ... Well shit *runs*