Linx: *opens fridge door*

KeithyxKat: *sitting in the fridge* Where's the food?

Linx: Jesus-

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KeithyxKat: Whats in my shirt you may ask.

*shows a cat in her shirt*

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Linx: Mom where do babies come from?

Mom: A stork

Linx: Wouldn't the baby be to heavy?

Mom: A magical stork

Linx: That doesn't make sense

Mom: oh for- DADDY FUCKED MOMMY

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KeithyxKat: SCXOP!!

ScxopsTrxop: What?

KeithyxKat: That dog!!! Get the dog off the table!!!

*Tank on the table*

ScxopsTrxop: The dogs always on the table!!!

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*shows a drawn spider on the wall*

Linx: Hey Scxops, there's a spider by you.

ScxopsTrxop: *turns around* ahhh *elbows wall and makes a hole in the wall*

KeithyxKat: *wheeze* hahahahah

Linx: You got'em! *laughing*

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Captin_Panther: ummm Scxops?

Scxops: What?

Captin: I might be stuck in the bathroom.

Scxops: I don't care.

Captin: yeah-uh *pulls doorknob off* uhhh.

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Powerbolt: this is a robbewy. *fires nerf gun* put the Gucci in the bag.

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Leo: *asleep*

Linx: *drops a slice of cheese on his face*

Leo: *in his sleep takes cheese and eat it*

Linx: *whispers* I fucking hate you.

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Hope you enjoyed the first set of skits. If you have any ideas or wish to be part of one, pm me or comment down.