OPENING OF TROLLS BAND TOGETHER
(We open at the BroZone concert. We see John Dory, making plans for tonight's show.)
JD: Alright, guys, we're gonna open with Girl Baby Baby, and close with Baby Baby Girl. Wait, no, that doesn't sound right. Ooh, I got it! Open with Baby Baby Girl! Close with Baby Baby Girl Woman! Yes! We are gonna make boy band history tonight! [Notices Spruce doing situps.] Come on, Spruce! I need 150 more of those before showtime! Those abs need to be popping! I could fry an egg on those abs!
Clay: [Embarrassed.] Do I really have to keep wearing these things?
John Dory: Yes, Clay! They're Funderdrawers! Underwear, but with seventy seven percent more fun! Now, show me those dance moves!
Clay: [Sighs.] Rusty robot into wiggle worm into caliente puppet. [Sticks out tongue.]
Floyd: Bro! You look stressed! Breath.
JD: [Sarcastic.] Of course I'm stressed, Floyd! [Yelling.] It's the first night of the tour! We have to hit the perfect family harmony! We promised the fans!
Floyd: Hey hey! Calm down! You're making Baby Branch nervous.
(JD notices a young Branch, looking at the curtain nervously.)
John Dory: Nervous?! Oh no no no no no! He's not allowed to be nervous. He has to be perfect!
Floyd: Cut him some slack, John Dory. It's his first show. [Goes over to Baby Branch.] Hey, Branch. How you feeling?
Baby Branch: I feel like I'm gonna barf and pass out and...
Floyd: Pee your pants all at once?
Baby Branch: How'd you know?
Floyd: You have the pre-show jitters. It's OK. It's totally normal. You wanna know what I do when I get them?
Baby Branch: Barf, pass out, and pee your pants?
Floyd: I remember that I'm with my brothers and we're together. There's nothing we can't do.
Baby Branch: But no one has ever hit the Perfect Family Harmony before. Is it true that it can shatter diamond? [His eyes sparkle.]
Floyd: Yeah. It's that powerful.
Manager: One minute til showtime!
JD: Alright guys. Remember: No matter what just follow my lead.
Floyd: Or we could all go out there and have fun.
Clay: It's just so much pressure.
Spruce: What happens if we can't hit it?
JD: If we can't hit the Perfect Family Harmony, we aren't perfect and if we aren't perfect, we're nothing and that's definitely not an option. So just follow my lead.
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for The Heartthrob, The Funny Boy, The Sensitive One, The Leader, and the Baby! Give it up for Bro Zone!
(The crowd cheers.)
All: Look there she goes!
Spruce: On the floor, let's do it, no more talkin'
(Spruce flashes his abs and causes girls to faint.)
All: Did anybody notice
Floyd: The energy just shifted when we stopped that
Ooh, and I dropped it, ooh
Clay: I don't flex, but I might
Groove about to take flight
JD: Cause the night is young and the music's on
And we got love on sight
Baby Branch: And the sky was the limit
Now the stars where we're living
It's the vibe when we're in it
It'll blow your mind
It's so
All: Perfect, perfect, perfect!
A hundred percent!
Put us together, it'll all make sense.
JD: [noticing them hitting the Perfect Family Harmony.] It's working! Keep going!
Floyd: Perfect!
Clay: What's he doing?! This isn't my choreo!
All: You'll never, ever, wanna let it go!
JD: Go
Floyd: Go
Spruce: Go
Clay: Go
Baby Branch: Goooooooooo!
(Everyone looks good until the brothers start falling down. Then, Floyd starts swinging from the vine after tripping, causing the music to stop and JD, Spruce, and Clay to be in the net. The crowd gasps at the chaos that they had just witnessed.)
Manager: Ladies and gentlemen! Please stand by! We are experiencing uh, some stuff.
JD: Hey! At least we didn't fall! [All of Bro Zone falls.] We fell.
(After the show, the brothers stop angrily back to the dressing room.)
JD: See what happens when you don't follow my lead?!
Spruce: Dude! That is exactly what happens when we follow your lead!
JD: Oh! So this whole thing is my fault! Is that what you're saying?! I know that we can reach the Perfect Family Harmony!
Spruce: What if we don't want to?!
Clay: Yeah, dude! This used to be fun. Now it's all about being perfect!
Spruce: [Making up his mind.] You know what?! I'm done playing the Heartthrob! My exquisitely chiseled rock hard abs and I quit!
Clay: I quit too, and you can keep these! [Throws undies in JD's face.] I'm more than just the fun one! I'm in a sad book club. Ya know that?! A SAD BOOK CLUB! I'm gonna find trolls who take me seriously.
JD: FINE! I DON'T NEED THIS! I'm out. I'm done. I'm sorry. I'm gonna go hike the Neverglade Trail, by myself, Bro-lone! [Shoots grappling hook.] Yeah. That's right. Bro Bro Going Solo! Yolo. Goodbye forever!
(JD screams as he exits the dressing room, as Clay and Spruce follow suit.)
Clay: Fine! I'm outta here!
John Fory: Later, losers!
Spruce: Same here! [They leave.]
Floyd: Guys! Please! Come on! [sighs]
Baby Branch: [Looking sadly in the distance.] It's my fault. I ruined everything.
Floyd: No, no. Branch, this is not your fault. [sighs] We're not in sync! We've gone from boys to men and now there's only one direction for us to go: the backstreets.
Baby Branch: But not you, Floyd. You're not leaving too.
Floyd: Not forever. I'll be back, I promise. But right now, I have to follow my heart. It's telling me it's time to start a solo career.
Baby Branch: But what am I gonna do?
Floyd: Branch, you're gonna do the most important thing of all; you're gonna take care of Grandma.
(Their grandmother sat at a table in the dressing room, dealing cards.)
Grandma Rosiepuff: Aw come on, Branch! Let's play some rummy! But I won't let you win, because I play for the money!
Floyd: You might have to let her win. Occasionally. When you miss me, you can wear this. [Gives Branch his leaf vest.] That'll be like I'm right here with you.
Baby Branch: And when you come back, we'll make a hideout. [Gives Floyd a drawing.]
Floyd: Definitely. [studies their drawing of a hideout with rooms for each brother.] Wow, is that a ten-story waterslide?
Baby Branch: Yeah, that's how we shower. [chuckles]
Floyd: Well, we better keep this in a safe place. [He folds up the drawing and puts it in the inner pocket of the vest he'd just given to him.]
(Floyd and Baby Branch hug.)
Floyd: [sighs] See you soon, Baby Branch. [He picks up a guitar and smiles before he leaves]
Baby Branch: Bye. See you later.
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