NOTE: This is the last and final haunted house Delta will be going through for one last time before participating in a TV special Trolls: Holiday in Harmony. I tried to get the YouTube video link of it, but it didn't go out as planned. But good news: I finally got the link of the said video.

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🗓 October 29, 2021 🗓

Angelene: This Halloween it's important that we remember the reason for the season, we get to watch Delta fear for her life. [audience laughing] More than most days.

Delta Dawn: [laughs]

Angelene: For her final haunted house, I sent Delta to Universal Studios Halloween Horror Nights with my good friend and country ambassador Holly Darlin'. I probably present Delta's final haunted house.

(Scene to Delta at Universal Studios Halloween Horror Nights)

Delta Dawn: Hey, it's Delta Dawn. So, great news this is the last haunted house after two years that I will ever do, that's the good news. The bad news is that I still have to do it tonight before I start participatin' in a TV special Trolls: Holiday in Harmony. We are, of course, at Halloween Horror Nights here at Universal Studios. Look who I'm with today, just-- yeah, you're wonderin' who she's goin' through with.

(Holly Darlin', now a 3D animated character appears on screen)

Holly Darlin': The one and only Holly Darlin', and on the first timer.

Delta Dawn: It's not unusual to get startled. It's not unusual to jump a little, at least for me.

Holly Darlin': And this is very Covid safe.

Delta Dawn: It's Covid safe, all the protocols have been followed. And, uh... is there anything else I need to say? We're gonna get started--

(A monster comes from behind the duo and scares them)

Holly Darlin': [screams] Oh my gosh!

Delta Dawn: That's what I mean.

Holly Darlin': What was that?!

Delta Dawn: You know what? It's, seriously. That's unprofessional. Here's the only thing, sometimes if I get nervous I grab.

Holly Darlin': You'll grab me?

Delta Dawn: But I can't touch, just want to make sure.

Holly Darlin': Yeah. My hooves have this tiny heel, and I'm freakin' out.

Delta Dawn: Why? What happens?

Holly Darlin': Because I might fall, I don't know. I'm just nervous.

Delta Dawn: You're nervous?

Holly Darlin': I have no idea what I'm gettin' into by the way. I haven't seen any of these.

Delta Dawn: I'm super tough.

Holly Darlin': Okay.

Delta Dawn: That's the first thing you need to know.

(The haunted house tour begins)

Voice: Come inside.

Delta Dawn: So here we go, this is actually well lit. So, nothin' usually happens.

Holly Darlin': Really?

Delta Dawn: Um, a lot of it comes from behind us, so if you want. Yeah.

(A shadow scares them)

Both: [screams]

Delta Dawn: See? That's what they do, it's a warmup and it's good and thank you. Here's the best thing to know, walls.

(A monster comes out from the wall)

Holly Darlin': [screams]

Delta Dawn: It's not even a real thing!

Holly Darlin': [laughs]

Delta Dawn: What's wrong with you? You like this feelin'? [gets scared] WHAT?! Come on.

Holly Darlin': No, actin' you. Actin' you.

Delta Dawn: Feel the solid, you with me? That's the other thing.

Techno Troll Director: Side by side, guys. Side by side.

Delta Dawn: Don't scream at us!

(Two ghosts come out from the walls and scares the two Country Trolls)

Delta Dawn: [screaming]

Holly Darlin': I'm sweatin'! I'm sweatin'. We saw that. Oh no, you don't! One time, remember? One time.

Delta Dawn: Wait, I need this at my house to scare the snot out of my kid-- [screams]

Holly Darlin': Why would you do this to your niece?

(The same person scares them, and Delta gets behind Holly. Then a hog appears on the other side of the wall)

Delta Dawn: No! We're good! We're good! You're here and you're here. STOP!

Holly Darlin': [giggles]

Delta Dawn: I'm sorry about that.

Holly Darlin': It's okay, you can jump on top of me.

Delta Dawn: Look how calm you are. You like this!

Holly Darlin': No I don't. I'm just gettin' sta-- [screams]

(Another monster scares Holly)

Delta Dawn: I told you!

Holly Darlin': [laughs]

Delta Dawn: We're almost...

Holly Darlin': They're really missin' an opportunity to not get us from behind--

(A green monster appears)

Delta Dawn: That's... what the heck is that? Okay, we got it.

Holly Darlin': Okay, that's gotta be this.

Delta Dawn: Y'know it's gonna be fun in this here private--

(A skeleton scares them)

Holly Darlin': [screaming]

Delta Dawn: OKAY! Geez.

(Then another)

Delta Dawn: Agh! You suck-- [she turns her back, but she unexpectedly hits her face on a pillar] Ow. Okay, see?

Holly Darlin': Okay, I got it.

Delta Dawn: That's where the "jump a little" happened. Okay--

(The last skeleton scares them)

Delta Dawn: Almost done! Almost done.

Holly Darlin': Wait, we're almost done?

Delta Dawn: No?

Holly Darlin': [she sees some bats] Now I'm really into these.

Delta Dawn: What is wrong with you?

(The same person scares them)

Delta Dawn: [screaming]

Holly Darlin': This same person! [laughs, screams] It's just you. [laughs]

Delta Dawn: I told you.

Holly Darlin': I got scared of you.

Delta Dawn: It's not-- Stop! How many times! Dummy, that's not real. This is all props.

(A Medusa head scares them)

Delta Dawn: [screams]

Holly Darlin': Honestly.

Delta Dawn: Alright, bright, bright, talk about--

(A claw scares them)

Delta Dawn: We're good.

(Then another)

Delta Dawn: You can't just jump if it's not scary. You can't rattle me.

(A tall king comes up from his throne and stands up)

Delta Dawn: Gosh, you're real! I hate his legs!

Holly Darlin': You better not bring your niece here.

Delta Dawn: She'll flip out-- [runs off as the tall king tries to pursue her, but he goes back to the throne he's sitting on]

Holly Darlin': You can't bring your niece here. How old is she?

Delta Dawn: Five.

Holly Darlin': No-- [screams]

Delta Dawn: I ain't bringin' my niece here!

(A tarantula scares Delta)

Delta Dawn: [screaming] NO!

Holly Darlin': [screaming]

Delta Dawn: [screams] What are you screamin'?! Oh my--

(Another tarantula scares her)

Delta Dawn: Not you! How many flippin' times?! Geez louise!

(A ghost scares Delta)

Delta Dawn: NO!

Holly Darlin': [giggles] She ran.

Delta Dawn: [they exit] Oh as you can see, we brave through it.

Holly Darlin': That was it?

(The same monster scares Delta)

Delta Dawn: NO!! It's supposed to be! It's supposed to be it!

Holly Darlin': [scares Delta]

Delta Dawn: [screaming] STOP IT!!

Holly Darlin': [giggles]

Delta Dawn: Angelene, I hope you enjoy the last ever time I do this. Holly?

Holly Darlin': I hope you enjoy the first time I did it, and--

(A tarantula scares the two Country Trolls)

Both: [screaming]

Delta Dawn: Ha! Ha!

Holly Darlin': [laughs]

Delta Dawn: Goodbye, Angel. Goodbye--

(Two skeletons scare them)

Both: [screaming]

Delta Dawn: One flippin' time! Geez.

(cheering)

Angelo: Oh my God! Oh, I like that Delta used Holly as a shield the entire time!

Angelene: Yeah. She uses whoever she's with as a shield. She's such a sweetheart. She was so excited 'cause this was the last one that you're doing, and Holly scared you which was very funny.

Delta Dawn: For some people.

Angelo: It's funny.

Angelene: It's been great, you can now finally relax.

(Whooshing)

Delta Dawn: AAH!! [gets up from her chair and then threw her hat on the ground] For Pete's sake, STOP! [then she picks up her hat and returns to her seat]

Angelo: [laughing]

Angelene: We'll be back.