
Autocorrect Sucks
Note: These scenarios take place in different universes and aren't connected in any way. Everyone may be OOC.
Susan: I don't feel good.
Cassie: Did you see the doctor?
Susan: Yeah. He told me to take some pandas.
Cassie: Huh? What do pandas have to do with this?
Susan: Argh! I meant panadol. Stupid autocorrect!
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Lui: Hey Kurenai!
Shu: What?
Lui: Nothing. I just wanted to annoy you.
Shu: I hate you Shirosagi😡😡😡!!!
Lui: Well, I hate you too Shoe.
Shu: Are you seriously making fun of my name now?
Lui: Argh! It was autocorrect's fault.
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Amy: Hey sis.
Ella: Hey.
Amy: How's your adoptive family? Are they treating you nicely?
Ella: Yeah. How are Mom and Dad?
Amy: They wouldn't care any less. Sometimes I wish that I can live.
Ella: You wanna die?
Ella: Please don't die, Amy! I can't live without you 🥺🥺!
Amy: I meant leave!
Ella: Thank goodness.
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I know that the Harry Potter universe doesn't have technology, but I wanted to include it too.
Ron: I'm bored!!!!!!!
Hermione: Would you stop whining in group chats? I'm trying to study here.
Harry: What's going on? It's hard to concentrate with all the buzzing my phone's doing.
Hermione: Ron keeps spamming us.
Ron: Hey, you were the one that insisted on teaching me how to use a photo.
Harry: Huh?
Hermione: A photo?
Ron: Sorry, I wanted to say phone, but a different word came up.
Hermione: It's called autocorrect, and it can be annoying.
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Stephanie: Hi Gia. Want to hang out?
Gia: Sure. What do you want to do?
Stephanie: Hang out at your house and chat.
Gia: Brilliant! I'll get some cinnamon.
Stephanie: Cinnamon? That's a bit odd.
Gia: Whoops, I was going to say cigarettes.
Stephanie: How is that any better?
Gia: Okay, no cigarettes then.
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Lloyd: Has anyone seen my comic books?
Kai: Not me.
Nya: Ask Jay. He's the most likely person.
Hope: Actually, Lloyd lent his comic books to my ex-adoptive sitter, but he forgot.
Cole: I'm sorry. An adoptive sitter?
Zane: This does not compute.
Hope: Sister! I meant sister! I hate autocorrect!
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