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Autocorrect Sucks

Note: These scenarios take place in different universes and aren't connected in any way. Everyone may be OOC.

Susan: I don't feel good.

Cassie: Did you see the doctor?

Susan: Yeah. He told me to take some pandas.

Cassie: Huh? What do pandas have to do with this?

Susan: Argh! I meant panadol. Stupid autocorrect!

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Lui: Hey Kurenai!

Shu: What?

Lui: Nothing. I just wanted to annoy you.

Shu: I hate you Shirosagi😡😡😡!!!

Lui: Well, I hate you too Shoe.

Shu: Are you seriously making fun of my name now?

Lui: Argh! It was autocorrect's fault.

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Amy: Hey sis.

Ella: Hey.

Amy: How's your adoptive family? Are they treating you nicely?

Ella: Yeah. How are Mom and Dad?

Amy: They wouldn't care any less. Sometimes I wish that I can live.

Ella: You wanna die?

Ella: Please don't die, Amy! I can't live without you 🥺🥺!

Amy: I meant leave!

Ella: Thank goodness.

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I know that the Harry Potter universe doesn't have technology, but I wanted to include it too.

Ron: I'm bored!!!!!!!

Hermione: Would you stop whining in group chats? I'm trying to study here.

Harry: What's going on? It's hard to concentrate with all the buzzing my phone's doing.

Hermione: Ron keeps spamming us.

Ron: Hey, you were the one that insisted on teaching me how to use a photo.

Harry: Huh?

Hermione: A photo?

Ron: Sorry, I wanted to say phone, but a different word came up.

Hermione: It's called autocorrect, and it can be annoying.

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Stephanie: Hi Gia. Want to hang out?

Gia: Sure. What do you want to do?

Stephanie: Hang out at your house and chat.

Gia: Brilliant! I'll get some cinnamon.

Stephanie: Cinnamon? That's a bit odd.

Gia: Whoops, I was going to say cigarettes.

Stephanie: How is that any better?

Gia: Okay, no cigarettes then.

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Lloyd: Has anyone seen my comic books?

Kai: Not me.

Nya: Ask Jay. He's the most likely person.

Hope: Actually, Lloyd lent his comic books to my ex-adoptive sitter, but he forgot.

Cole: I'm sorry. An adoptive sitter?

Zane: This does not compute.

Hope: Sister! I meant sister! I hate autocorrect!




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