All right lets get this show on the road.

Firstly, WHY THE HECK DOES EVERY SHIP NAME INVOLVING LEVI NEVER USE HIS ACTUAL NAME??

As far as I know, his name isn't "Rivaille". It's Levi. Freaking--Levi. They're pronounced the same, because I believe Rivaille is a French translation, but I don't remember where I got that from so I probably wouldn't trust me. His last name is not "Heichou" or the previously mentioned "Rivaille". His last name is "Ackerman". Ugggghhhhhh anyways.

We should change the ship names with Rivaille in them. I'm probably not going to succeed. But I shall try. And if I happen to triumph ... Well then ... I shall be remembered.

Here's the thing. I recently realized that there's no point in Shipping Wars. People are gonna be stupid ... and I've just got to learn to accept that. I am and have been a multi-shipper for a while now. Why? Because that was really freaking necessary if I didn't want to accidentally commit suicide while interacting with the AOT fandom. Because the AOT fandom is a dark and scary place that you have to PREPARE yourself to dive into. You must learn to not be butt-hurt, because if so that shall be the end of you. You must learn to not care if people ship younger people with much older people, but I have become accustomed to such while interacting with the Noragami fandom (a lovely place by the way where I have only encountered one weird person who probably thought I was making fun of suicidal teenagers, though They deleted my comments so I was never able to go back and see if I was actually in the wrong. Thanks by the way for calling me out but deleting the evidence so I couldn't go back and apologize. BUT WAIT I did apologize? Nope I was lying because I seriously didn't feel like arguing over that crap) since I ship Yatori ... Pretty hard.

That was all leading up to this: I don't ship this. I would be EXTREMELY upset if it ever actually happened.

Now, if you follow me you probably know that I often read several RivaMika shipping books and liked and commented on them. Because the thing is, I just like to read the fanfics. I don't know about you guys, but I may have to get myself "comfortable" with a ship, because it's just necessary, but most of the time it's not my preferable thing to happen.

So nope. Have you guys EVER seen them have ONE canon moment?! EVER?? I haven't, but I'm wrong all the time so don't hesitate to shove that canon moment in my face. So I shall not ship it.

There's the canon and the age thing. I may have to deal with people shipping a 15 year old with a 35 year old man, but that does not mean that I agree with it.

Plus, I saw this one person talking about how people ship people in Twilight and they didn't seem to mind the age thing, and they ship other older people. But I felt like saying "yep well I didn't ship them in twilight for the same exact reason :) your argument is invalid"

Plus, there's that one shipping rule:

It's okay to ship older people with younger people, as long as they're immortal.

I like that rule. Is Levi immortal? Nope.