One of my friends: Kendall?*knocks on my door*

One of my other friends: KENDALL!

My friend/cunt:*slams the door open*KENDALL YOU FUCKING CUNT! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

Me:*falls off the bed with ear phones on* ow..........

Friends:boi

Me:sorry I was listening to music...

*Insert some ass hat name here*: nope she was whatching amine!

Me:*nervous ass laugh*