S: the purpose of a food fight is to instill as much fear as possible in my enemies

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T: we like, burned peopleeee, and we like, drowned peopleeee, and we like, stoned peopleeee
S: wait, we stoned people?
T: yeah it was really fun

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S: IT'S A DEAD GUY, KICK HIM!

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T: shushy uppy in one...

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T: people are like, GAHH!

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T: I'm probably gonna have to kill him to get it. Oh well!

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T: and it has feet!

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T: mm, no, he ded

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T: don't spend time thinking!

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T: I look over there and you're looking at [student]'s crotch and laughing

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T: why are you late?
S: I got distracted
T: was it a boy?
S: no
T: was it a girl?
S: yes
T: did you punch her?
S: no
T: why not?

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S: school is a communism

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T: what color are producers? Green. Mountain Dew is a producer.

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T: we'll watch some people die, and it'll be fun...

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T: I need your eyes on me, I need you to pluck them from your head and put them on me.

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T: TOILETS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL

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T: I'm scared of you, [Student 1]
S2: why?
T: he's hacking a game

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S1: I hate cheesy messages
S2: You are a cheesy message