I'm a day late I know but I really don't care so let's just do this

I'm sorry if any of these are offensive, this is a class of high schoolers

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Student: I AM INEVITABLE *snaps fingers and stammers* I AM EDIBLE *snap snap snap*
Teacher: well, yes, but that's called cannibalism
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Student 1: am I a giant star?
Student 1: *is short*
Teacher: no you're a human
Student 2: you're a white dwarf!
Teacher: 🎶IM OOONLY HUMANNNN, I BLEED WHEN I FALL DOWN🎶
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Teacher: NO STABBING PEOPLE WITH PENCILS THATS NOT OKAY
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Student: [Teacher Name]?
Teacher: yes?
Student: life sucks
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Student: *holds up a yellow plastic baby the size of their palm*
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Student: crushing people is racist
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Teacher: Who put "a girl from Guardians of the Galaxy?"
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Teacher: the baby like, pushes on your bladder and you're like, HOOOLD
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Student: ARE YOU TELLING ME FUSION ISNT A FORD MODEL?!
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Teacher: [Student name] WHY ARE YOU LOOKING UP PICTURES OF CHICKENS-
Students: *murmuring about Hei Hei being hot*
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Student: AHAHAAYAAA YOURE WRONG
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Student: they have string cheese in the freezer