i have 298 followers

knowing my luck, i'll break 300

then like 4 people will unfollow

and then 5 people will follow

and this will repeat several times,

until it's 3 months after i first reached 300,

and i'll be scared to celebrate 300 properly

because i think that every time i reach 300, people will unfollow

and then i won't have 300 anymore

so by the time i actually realize that 300 is here to stay, it's a month after i actually hit 300.

this is really just a cycle now

first, it was with 250

then, with 260

and now again with 300