This is what would happen if I was transported to the Pokemon world :) 

Me: *is zapped into the Pokemon world

Me: What the crapples?!

Ash: Umm... What just happened.

Me: You look familiar...

Ash: 0_0 ...

Me: ...

Me: OH MY ARCEUS YOUR ASH LIKE FOR REALSIES!!!!!!

Ash: 0_0 How do you know my name...

Me: Wait... if you're here... WHERE'S SERENA CHAN????

Serena: Um... right here... but how do you know my name?

Me: OH MY ARCEUS DJWKJFBWJDIAKKWLFJWNBC ITS SERENA!!!!

Me: *in Gru accent "Lightbuuuulb" :) :) :) *grins evilly at Ash and Serena

Ash and Serena: *sweatdrop

Me: I SHALL MAKE MY OTP CANON

Ash: OTP?

Serena: Canon?

Me: No time to explain NOW KISS!! *shoves them into eachother

Calem: Sup

Me: AW HECK NO!!! *throws bus at Calem

Miette: Heeeey Ash... ;)

Me: NOT TODAY SISTA!! *throws bus at Miette

Team Rocket: Prepare for trouble! And make it dou-

Me: Save it losers *throws bus at Team Rocket

Me: Now where was I? Oh yes, you two were about to KISS! :D

Ash: What's a kiss?

Serena: 0_0

Me: 0_0

Dead Miette: 0_0

Dead Calem: 0_0

Dead Team Rocket: 0_0

Everyone: *ultimate group facepalm

Me: That's it. He's hopeless.

Ash: jk *kisses Serena

Serena: *faints

Me: *faints

All Amourshippers: *faints

Me: *wakes up "jdjwosljwhvxbakwkfhsbwbdjakskd" *faints again

Me: *Wakes up again "My work here is done" *troll face *fistbumps Bonnie *dissapears

All Amourshippers: MUAHAHAHAHA AMOURSHIPPING TROLLS ALL