Me: *runs into room, slips and falls on the floor* HIIII!!!

Darth Vader: *winces* Are... are you okay?

Me: *giggles * Yeah! And guess what?!?

Darth Vader: ...What?

Me: We need more people!

The TARDIS: *...yeah, I can't spell the noise it makes. Whoorp? Vroomp? Vhroohrp? Eh, close enough.*

The Doctor: *steps out of TARDIS* More people? I have all the versions of myself, and some other people, too... Also, a blonde girl who claims to be me...

Adrian Monk: *runs out of the TARDIS* It is so, so impossible in there! And... and all the buttons have smudges on them!

Natalie: *follows him* Mister Monk! Is the fact that it's smudged more important than the fact that it's bigger on the inside?

Sharona: *follows them* To him, I think so!

The Doctor (Eleventh, by the way) Yeah... weird bunch.

MacGyver: I could fix this chameleon circuit if you like, Doc.

The Tenth Doctor: No, no, no!!! No, I like that part broken!

The entire Star Gate SG·1 and Star Gate Atlantis teams stumble out of the TARDIS, followed by a plethora of mutants/metahumans from New York/Central City, including turtles, rats, fish, dogs......

Ple... Plethora? I thought it was plethara... Thanks, autocorrect!

Autocorrect: *bows*

Me: NOW IT'S A PARTY!

Darth Vader: *is confused*

Me: I'm coming back!

Cricket: *chirps*

Me: ...?

(Everyone is too busy eating ice cream and cake to verbally respond)

Me: *giggles* oh, well! I'm back!!!!!

(Side note: if this chapter seems a bit odd, it's because it's late it's cold and I'm tired and I'm cold and I'm in a rush to tell you guys the news!)

I AM COMING BACK!!!!!

I'm going to need a week or so to move all my stuff over to my new account (copy and paste buttons are AHMAZINGH!) and then I'm going to be here, fully present, only for an hour each night.

At first, that is.

Reasons I will not be on Wattpad a bunch (at first):

Things I need to catch up on...:

-My yearly Bible reading program. I'm supposed to read three or four chapters each day, but... so far, I've only read twelve. In all. Yeah......... Ooh! Here's an idea! If any of y'all want to read the whole Bible in a year, it's not too late to start! You can read along with me; we can catch up together!!! Kind of like a book club!

-My schoolwork. (no, I'm not behind; I'm just ever-so-slightly fashionably late. 😁) Besides, I'm in high school, and it's tougher than I thought it'd be!

-My room. Yeah... I have too much junk. Sorting all the stuff out to get rid of it is kinda fun, though! Yard sale coming up at our house soon!

Once I'm finished with / on schedule with these things, I can put more time to Wattpad. I'm not trying to bore you with information of my 'real life'... I'm just filling you in! You guys are my friends; you deserve to be informed!

Darth Vader: They might get bored in the process.

Me: Maybe. *smiles*

Long story short...

I am coming back!!!

*grins*

Thank you guys for being so patient with me!

Not tonight, though. This is just me letting y'all know.

*squeals* I am so, so, so, so, SO excited!!!

Next week, I'll tell y'all what my new username is. I'll only follow you after you follow me. Then we can get to business!!!

*jumps around the room* YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(PS; I wanted to tag all the people who've commented on my farewell / see ya later chapters, but Wattpad went on strike when I did so. XP )