Well, probably a good precent of people have heard of Danisnotonfire's Diss Track, so I'm making a parody of it and I'm dissing myself! Go me! Yay! Prepare for a lot of negativity!!!

A year without updating, she's back at it again
Yet only to say she's all out inspiration again
So prepare for something random, even more than herself
Cause this emo loser just came up with band even lamer than herself

First things first, your obsessed with it all!
It's weird, your like a freak show
You switch fandoms faster than Ariel switches songs!
Just stick with it already
Throw in a bit of anti-socialness and ya, that's DJ
Your what had happened when a Death The Kid fought Iron Man

Your extremely slow at updating because, I don't even know why
You've been close to being forgotten, your the only reason why
The only reason you get reads is because your another Fangirl
That ships everything yaoi cause you think it's Kawaii

Oh
Reasons why DJ fails!
I've got tons...

You never vote, you over sleep, all you do is cry and read
Your jokes are all old news, you lack originality
Your family's mad cause you never do your homework you just write as usual
You delete anything embarrassing because you just don't even

You didn't eat for like what two weeks, what missed the treats?
Wow! Can't be more ashamed of your lame ass social skills
You try so hard to be peaceful and optimistic
But you can't start a rant without Wattpad saying your depressed again

I could go on
There's more if I check
There's more things on this list than your unfinished playlists
Every other day you joke about your love life, only to get upset when people joke about theirs too

So you anime crush was Zero and now it's Lucy
What the hell is even your sexuality
Society tried to put you in a box, but they can't cause you keep it ripped
But I thinks just to hide your secret love of Billdip

*sighs*
I was joking...
Wasn't I? Nope!

Alright, that went pretty deep...
Hide it!
Yup!
Now before I start crying, let's wrap this crap up!

I'm gonna go and freaking die, then cry to my bandmates
Shout out too all you youtubers, especially Dan Howell
A cringe compilation, mixed with pop culture appreciation met with no depreciation, it's the wattpad nation

Click follow, if you wanna read 3 to 4 chapters a year
To see my last from a few years ago, just click over there
So leave a comment and call me a liar
Because you just witnessed the roast of DJ Storm Cult!!!

A/N: Damn, that was a lot of negativity, oh well! Hope you enjoyed and now I tag...

-Ariel_Wild
-dekkapaine
-THEToxic_PotAtO_
-Razor_Midnight

Good luck! Over and out~ DJ