Mom: You look happy!

Me: *holds up DS to show that Stahl leveled up* He finally leveled up!

Mom: Oh, nice.

Me: But his growth rates are bad... It takes him like five million years to level up.

Mom: Five million? Well, his wife must be impatient. Or very, very patient. *walks out*

Me: ????????

Me: HOWWWW

SHE DOESN'T KNOW