Crim and I: *reading over randomness chapters*

Mom: *from down the hall and downstairs to my dad* Those are the weirdest sounds coming from the bathroom!

Me and Crim: *turn to each other at the same time, grinning*

Crim: That's a randomness chapter right there.

Me: *already opening my works*

Mom: *still to my dad* It sounds like you're bring stabbed in there!