Crimson: Hey, hey, Geeky. Kaneki and Touka are chilling in their Tokyo Pool.

Crimson: There are a bunch of stupid ghouls in Tokyo. Tokyo Fool.

Crimson: Ugh, I can't believe they're eating stuff like that. Tokyo Gruel.

Geeky: Actually, they eat flesh...

Crimson: You know, I often think the incest between Kirito and his sister is and SAno.

Crimson: My leg's been playing music recently. I guess it's an MPknee.

Crimson: Hey, a sheep got into an accident. I hope it wasn't wooly bad.