OOOOOKAY CHILDREN GATHER ROUND CUZ I'M 'BOUT TO TELL Y'ALL ABOUT THE QUEENS OF BH6

THAT IS RIGHT I AM SPEAKING OF GOGO TOMAGO AND HONEY LEMON

LEMME START WITH GOGO KAY

THIS WOMAN

IS

A

MAZ

ING

BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT

SHE IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT TO SEE MORE OF IN MOVIES IN THE WAY OF WOMEN

TOUGH

SPUNKY

SARCASTIC AS SHIZZLELYBOPS

WHILE STILL

HAVING

FEELINGS

WHOOOOOOOOA

BETCHA ALL YA MOVIE WRITERS DIDN'T KNOW THAT DIDJA

THAT WOMEN CAN BE FRICKING BADASS AND STILL HAVE *GAASSSSSSP* EMOTIONS?! AND CARE?!?? WOOOOOOW LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERYDAY

WELL THEN CLASS IS IN SESSION FVCKBOYS BECAUSE

*angered sigh*

LITERALLY FIVE HOURS AGO I WAS HAVING A RANT BUT NOT BECAUSE I LOVED A MOVIE LIKE HOW I LOVE THIS

NO IT WAS BECAUSE I WATCHED ELYSIUM AND I JUST

I AM SO DONE WITH THE LOVE INTREST CHICK GETTING KIDNAPPED (usually with her child because obviously it is UNACCEPTABLE FOR WOMEN OF THIRTY NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN HOW SILLY OF ME buT THEY ALSO MUST BE SINGLE MOTHERS WITH NO CONTACT TO THE FATHER SINCE THEN THE MAIN CHARACTER, A STRAIGHT WHITE PROTAG, CAN SAVE HER AND HOOK UP AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER) AND THEN THE VILLIAN'S LACKEY TRIES TO MAKE A PASS AT HER AND OBBBBVVVIOUSSLY SHE CAN'T LIKE KNEE HIM IN THE BALLS OR SOMETHING SINCE THEN THE PROTAG CAN'T COME UP BEHIND THE LACKEY OUTTA NOWHERE TO PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE

I AM SO DONE WITH THAT

AND THEN

DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS

COMES GOGO

SHE AIN'T TAKING ANYBODY'S SH!TFLOWERS

SHE IS THE LIVING EMBODIMENT OF ONE OF MY FAVOURITE PHRASES

"Love your neighbor, but don't take their *boop*."

AWESOME

OKAY NOW THAT WE HAVE THE MATTER OF GOGO DOWN LET'S GO ONTO HONEY LEMON

LOVE HER

OKAY

FIRST LOOK AT HER, SHE'S A TALL, TAN BLONDE WHO JUST TURNED A BALL OF CARBONY SOMETHING OR OTHER INTO PINK MIST

CUTE OUTFIT, CUTE GLASSES, CUTE GIRL

NOW MOST PEOPLE WOULD BRUSH HER OFF LIKE "Hey, she's cute, but she's air headed."

STOP RIGHT THERE BECAUSE UM

SHE IS IN THE NERD SCHOOL EXCUUUUUUUSE YOU SHE IS SMARTER THAN PRETTY MUCH ANYONE I KNOW

WHILE STILL BEING A RAY OF ADORABLE, KINDA DORKY SUNSHINE IN EVERYONE'S LIFE

ALSO I SAW THIS THING WRITTEN BY A TALL GIRL

SEE, TALL WOMEN ARE SO RARELY SEEN IN MEDIA, AND WHEN THEY ARE, IT'S LIKE 'TALL, BUT NOT QUITE AS TALL AS THE MEN'

WHY

WHY IS IT LIKE THIS?!?

I AM SHORT AS A BABY GRASSHOPPER BUT I AM OUTRAGED FOR TALL WOMEN

ENTER STAGE HONEY LEMON

WELLLLL OVER SIX FEET

AND SHE IS COMFORTABLE WITH IT I MEAN SHE WEARS HEELS THE SIZE OF MY HAND

SHE IS FEMININE, CUTE, SMART, OPTIMISTIC, AND ALL AROUND AMAZING

SO

HONEY LEMON

GOGO TOMAGO

QUEENS

OF

THE

UNIVERSE