Okay, my mom and I have been playing Fantasy Life together, and I just really need to do a little fangirl rant.

OKAY.

LOOK AT THE PICTURE AT THE SIDE.

THAT IS DAMIEN HELBOURNE DARK SULTAN OF AL MAAJIK WHICH IS A HUGE COUNTRY WITH ALL SORTS OF DANGEROUS JUNK ON THE OUTSKIRTS AND COOL STUFF INSIDE.

HE'S ALSO ONLY FIFTEEN.

THIS KID HAS BEEN ISOLATED HIS ENTIRE LIFE TO PREPARE HIM FOR TAKING UP THE THRONE AFTER HIS DAD WAS BANISHED INTO A STATUE. HE DUD THAT FOR HIS MOM. BECAUSE HIS MOM WANTED HIM TO DO IT, HE DIDN'T GO OUTSIDE A LOT OR HAVE FULL RELATIONSHIPS. I GOT EXCITED TODAY BECAUSE THE LIL DORK COULD FINALLY PRONOUNCE FRIENDS LIKE FRIENDS RATHER THAN FURR-ENDS (WHICH BY THE WAY WAS CUTE AS HELL). BUT SOMETIMES HE SNUCK OUT AND CHILLED WITH HIS SUBJECTS WHO ALL THOUGHT HE WAS COOL.

HE ALSO HAS A DOG NAMED CERBERUS WHO HE LOVES AND TALKS TO

AND HE NICKNAMED HIM CERBY

AND IT MATCHES MY DOG

AND IN ITS DESCRIPTION, IT SAYS "A magical creature summoned from the depths of the Underworld to protect the Dark Sultan. He likes walkies."

NAGADAMMIT HOW COULD YOU HATE HIM?

AND

HIS MAIN BODYGUARD DUDE ODIN

HE'S COOL AND LOYAL AS HELL CUZ THIS CHILD IS FREAKING AMAZING. LOOK, HE TRIED TO MAKE A JOKE BY SAYING HE WANTED TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD

THEN LAUGHED CUZ HE ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY THAT

THEN IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWED UP WITH HOW HIS GREATEST WISH WAS FOR PEACE AND NO WAR AND HOW HE WAS GONNA DO IT HIMSELF

HE'S FIFTEEN.

LIL BUTT.

I'VE KNOWN HIM FOR LIKE THREE DAYS AND HE'S ALREADY MY FAVOURITE.