My favourite swear words are so strange. I think it's because they make me laugh that I use them, and no other reason.

Cockwaffle-noun

Describing one of indecisiveness.

Ex. "Get off the road, cockwaffle!"

Satan's a$$hole: noun

An exclamation.

Ex. "Satan's a$$hole, this tastes awful."

Fvcktard-noun

Idiot.

Ex. "You all are fvcktards.

Swiss fvcking cheese-noun

An exclaimation.

Ex. "SWISS FVCKING CHEESE, YOU ARE A FVCTARD."

Sh!tmuffin-noun

A descriptive noun describing an annoying, stupid, or useless person.

Ex. "Get away from me, you sh!tmuffin."

Sh!tcakes-noun

An exclaimation of dismay.

Ex. "Sh!tmuffins! I forgot my homework!"