Hey, what if I opened up a cafe called Eligible Bloggers for bloggers like us or people on Tumblr who want to meet people like them and, you know, do the social or the dating, but really don't want to go out. It would be hipster blogger free, fandom friendly, and open late. And, of course, free WiFi! Lots of caffeine, Nutella, and combinations of foods that nobody off the internet would think was a good idea.