My family was talking about math and language and...

Dad: Oh, just wait until university. They'll tell you that you can start adding the impossible numbers.

Me: *throws hands up* Impossible numbers?! SOMEONE TEACH ME HOW TO DO TAXES.

Dad: Actually, taxes are quite easy.

Me: Then why are we learning about the Pytharoagorean Theoreom?!?

Crim: Because of triangles.

Me: What's gonna happen?! DUNUNUNUNUNUN NUH NUH NUHNUHNUH NUH NUH NUHNUHNUH NUH! *screams Pokemon theme* A WILD TRIANGLE APPEARS!

Dad: *laughing*

Me: GEEKY USES PYTHAROAGOREAN THEOREM!

Dad: *still laughing*