Me: *is on my DSi and trying desperately to get a signal* *sighs and rests it on my boobs for a couple seconds and the WiFi signal is all the way up* O.O

Prussia: Keskeskes~ Jou have WiFi boobs~
Me: I... guess i do...

Prussia: Vhat else do jou have~? *winks*

Me: ... two fists and a good aim. *narrows my eyes at him*

Prussia: *laughs nervously and runs away awesomely*

Me: ...WTF-