Germany: HEY HEY ASHLEY HEY HEY ASHLEY

Me: WHAT

Germany: ...nothing...

Me: >.> yeah... sure...

Germany: ...

Me: Wait... were you... singing or something?
Germany: Me? Singing? NEIN!

Me: >u> you WERE singing... weren't you?

Germany: NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NIEN

Me: What are you? Hitler? 

Germany: OHHHH YOU JUST HAD TO GO ZERE DIDN'T JOU

Me: eue YEP

Germany: RUN FIVE LAPS NOW!

Me: Can i run your lap? eue

Germany: *runs away* SOMEONE HALP ME

Me: *dies laughing*