Me: so... america...

America: HEY DUDETTE!!!

Me: soo... as i was saying....

America: HOW ARE YOU?!?!?!

Me: *sighs* AS I WAS SAYING

America: WANT A CHEESEBURGER DUDE?? *holds out a cheeseburger*

Me: *facepalm* JUST TAKE IT! *holds out a marshmallow*

America: uhh... what am i supposed to do with this?

Me: YOU EAT IT! *shoves a bag of them in his mouth* LET IT GOO!!! LET IT GOO!!! DON'T GIVE A FUCK ANYMORE!!!