This... I can't really explain this. IT'S BASICALLY SHITPOSTIN'!

Also, any of these quotes might show up in Bridget's Misadventures in Twisted Wonderland and you wouldn't know until you see it.

Warning for a fair amount of cursing because I have the mouth of a sailor.

Leona. You know that's a social construct and so are vegetables. Who gives a shit?

YEETHAW *throws cowboy hat at Epel*

I want to yeet my uterus into the GODDAMM SUN and I won't miss it at all. Fuck these painful cramps imma be the cool aunt. (this would be aimed at nobody in particular, but Ace, Deuce, and Grim will likely hear this at least once...mainly Grim)

I will kick you in the dick if you don't shut the fuck up. (Be careful background boys)

Vil, nothing stops me from swearing like a sailor except for children being nearby or being at school... Y'know what, children are probably the only things preventing me from cursing people out if they're in my vicinity.

No, I'm not pretty. I'm a fuckin' cheese bread gremlin. (Likely aimed at a background character or Rook)

Bold of you to assume I know what I'm doing here anyways. (Aimed at Chen'ya...most likely)

Whoop de doo, another year of my chaotic existence. (Luckily they don't know Dancing Queen by ABBA... hopefully)

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this. (IT'S LITERALLY JUST A VINE REFERENCE I'D GET AWAY WITH MAKING VINE REFERENCES IN TWSTD BECAUSE THEY WOULDN'T KNOW, NOT EVEN CATER)

May I kindly ask that you shove your words up your ass? (Again, directed at Vil)

WHAT IN THE NAME OF QUETZACOATL IS GOIN' ON?! (First time seeing a dude go into Overblot)