So here I was, lying in bed and reading a Wattpad story. Then, suddenly, my bladder screamed at me, "I need to pee!" So, naturally, I got up and went to my bathroom. And to my horror, MY TOILET WAS GONE.

I ran back to bed and hid under the covers. An hour later, my mom found me under the covers. She asked me what I was doing. 

I said, "My toilet's gone."

So while she went to check, I realized something.

The lights were off.

My toilet was hiding in the shadows.