Ask for context if you want. My friends and I have actually said all of these!

"She looks like the sort of person who would tell you how nice the cruise is but in reality it's an old fishing boat on the way to Japan."

"Good morning, WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

"Where is the zoo?" "Near the beach." "Where is the beach?" "Here."

"Oh, I can't write my sonnet about garlic bread then."

"Do you live in the beach?"

"Why does it look like he's plotting to break into the bank?"

"I will scoop out your kidneys with a spoon!"

"That's the most sane thing we've ever written."

"I have an idea, but the words won't words."

"The window makes me happy, but the book doesn't."

"We're better at third wheeling for each other than actually talking to the people we like."

"What if you froze sauce into a cube, and then put that on microwave pizza?"

"If you allowed someone to remove your skull, but your spine impaled your brain and you died, would it be murder or suicide?"

On that dark note I'll end the chapter. Life has gotten weirder every day, but this book is so close to 1k reads!!!