This is pretty much the stupid things people have said/done in class.

1. Teacher - You have 5 minutes to discuss why plates move.

Me to my friends at my table - The plates float on top of the magma, and they move with the convection currents because the plates have no choice.

Teacher - *overhears and laughs*

Friends - Laugh

Me - embarrased because I didn't mean it that way.

2. Friends and I revising while eating lunch.

Friend - Complete the statement: Under the Consumer Rights Act 2015 you don't have a leg to stand on if...?

Other friend - you break it yourself.

It's meant to refer to breaking the item yourself, but it sounded like you break your leg yourself. We laughed so hard over it and when it came up in the exam I nearly snorted.

3. *people arguing while meant to be doing work*

Teacher - what's wrong?

Person - I'm trying to tell them there is no difference between a chicken and a hen!

Person 2 - There is! They're different animals!!

*other people start arguing, the rest of us facepalm*

Teacher - Has had enough, puts on the projector and gets everyone to quiet down.

Teacher - This (searches chicken in Google images) is a chicken. This (searches for hen) is a hen. They are the same (someone tries to argue) GET BACK TO YOUR WORK

4. Person - is the Earth flat?

Teacher - No

Person - But Logan Paul says it is!

Teacher - *goes back to lesson*

People in my year are weird.