Star: I thought that ponies were the latter's bottom rung

Star: I heard the trolls were brutes you'd hate to be among

Star: "You smell like fishes! you're vicious! I bet you eat your young"

Star: Meet any one of you the thing to do is run away

Star: But although I know we're all a bunch of different species

Star: Take away our hooves and magic hair and we're just frightened friends

Star: So let's put aside our differences 'cause what we need's a win Oooh

Star: Come on, rip out all the pages of your history books

Star: Just because we're undercover doesn't mean we're crooks

Star: When we walk you through the crowd and give your brand new looks a spin!  *Spins branch around*

Star: You're gonna fit right in

Branch: This is a new low

Star: You're gonna fit right in

Branch: It's never gonna work!

Branch: They taught us ponies were super scary maniacs

Branch: With really weird manes and tongues like tasers and teeth like tacks

Hitch: Hey!

Branch: And then the mewmans take your brains and then they grind them into midnight snacks

Branch: The basic gist of it is that ponies and mewmans are not okay

Marco: Well that's offensive

Poppy: Look, I know we're risking everything for this endeavor

Poppy: But look at us, we're brave and strong and weird and clever

Sunny: We're running out of options and we're desperate to begin

Star: You're gonna fit right in

Marco: Hehe If you say so

Marcella, Aurora and Sunflower: You're gonna fit right in!

Star: I know you will, now watch and learn;

Star: This is how a mewman walks (walks)

Star: This is how a mewman talks (talks)

Star: This is how a mewman hoops (Hoops?)

Star: This is how a mewman-

*the others miss the hoop and nearly hit star*

Marco: oops!

Sunny: Oh

Poppy: Jeez

Star: Stop!

Star: This is how a mewman struts

Star: Oh, watch you shake your mewman butts

Star: Now you're in the mewnian know

Sunny: Wow

Star: Soon you'll be a mewman pro

Star (rapping): Oh, the magic of mewni makes mewni stride

Star (rapping): It's the more-head of mewni, it's the source of my home's pride

Star (rapping): Everybody who's born in mewni are all just as unique

Star (rapping): So I'll whip up your costumes as we speak, you be lookin' très magnifique!

Star (rapping): And with those rocks in our pocket, we'll reap the reward

Star (rapping): And folks'll be floored, we'll strike a new chord

Star (rapping): all of mewni's magic restored!

Sunny, Star and Poppy: Lately all of mewni has lost its heart

Sunny, Star and Poppy: But if we can help to find it we should play our part

Hitch: If we fail, we could all die

Sunny: But if not we'll start to grin

Star: So let's begin

Marcella, Aurora and Sunflower: We're gonna fit right in!

Star: This is how mewmans walk

Star: This is how mewmans talk

Star: Now you're looking mewnian strong

Star: This is how mewmans-

Star, Sunny and Poppy: -end this song!