Me:*walks up to random friend* pet the child!*pets the friend's head* love the child!* hugs the confused friend* kill the child!*stabs the surprised friend with non-existent knife then runs away laughing like a maniac*

Friend: what the f*** just happened?

Friend who is more experienced with my insanity:*walks up to confused friend* this is completely normal..*walks away*

Friend: what...

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Me:*walks up to wattpad friend* knife to meet you friend!* stbs them with non existent knife*

@KitCakeLover25: agh!*was caught off guard*

Me: lol you should expect that from me by now (says real name)!

@KitCakeLover25: I know!

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