-Ok so I don't have motivation to write the second part to the story yet. My motivation kinda turned into a bat and flew away from all its problems (me. I am the problem)...So I got some incorrect quotes for you. Enjoy I guess-

Virgil: You piss me off so much.

Janus: I literally just said "hello".

Virgil: Yet here I am, boiling with rage!
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Virgil: Hope you get run over.

Janus: Hoping is all well and good, but ultimately, it gets you nowhere. Be the change you wish to see the world. Get in your car and run me the fuck down instead of waiting for others to do your work for you, you coward. You lazy fool.
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Logan: The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking on of them.
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Virgil: Tomatoes are Red,
Blue is just Blue,
I want to hug my bed,
But these clueless morons need me too.
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Virgil, probably. Or Remy if he has no coffee: The last 4 letters in "queue" are silent because they're waiting they're fucking turn
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Virgil: So I had an ex-boyfriend (Janus) that had a weird fetish that involved him dressing like himself and acting like a bitch all the time.

Roman, to Janus: Do you need some Aloe for that burn?
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*Virgil had a dead inside smile on his face as he is sitting between Patton and Roman*

Virgil: Welcome to private school where the kids may be rich-*hits Roman's stomach*

Virgil: And the kids may be pretty-*pats Patton's head*

Virgil: but they will ask you- "What language to English people speak?"

Patton: What? I really wanna know!
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Remus: I need........ Death stick.

Roman: ?

Remus: Death stick. Like, stabby stabby death time.

Roman: .... Do you mean a knife?

Remus: A KNIFE! Thanks bro.

Roman: I'm scared of you.

Remus: I know. That's what I was going for.
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Patton: Roman Truth or Dare?

Roman: Dare.

Patton, trying to sail his ship: Kiss the cutest person in the room!

Roman: Mkay. Virgil?

Virgil, Blushing madly: Y-yeah.

Roman: Move. I need to get to the mirror.

Logan, confused: We have the same face?
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Roman: Without ugly on this world, there would be no beauty.

Janus: Thank you for your sacrifice.

Logan: For the last time. WE HAVE THE SAME FAC-
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Virgil: Therapy cost 400$.

Virgil: But it only costs 0$ to tell myself that it be like that sometimes.

Patton: ... I'm calling Emile.
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Roman: *pushing on a for that says pull*

Janus, recording: Push harder.
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Roman: Hey Virge, you asleep yet?

Virgil: Yep

Roman: Oh, Okay.

Virgil:

Roman:

Virgil:

Roman: wait
(Roman realising how dumb he is)
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Roman: I'm Roman, the one and lonely.

Virgil: Roman we're dating.

Roman: Wait! You we're sERIOUS!?
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Roman: Virgil I need advice on a-

Virgil: I'm not great at advice. May I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
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Patton: So Janus was in a bad mood today so to lighten his mood I asked.

~Flashback~
Patton: What starts with "ki" and ends with "ss"
Janus, done with Remus and Virgil and everyone really: Killing you would be bliss.
~End of the flashback~

Patton: I got the hell out of his room.
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Logan: Did you have a good day at school?

Virgil: That's not how school works.
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Janus: If me and Remus we're drowning. So would you save.

Virgil: My time and energy.

Remus: Understandable.
(My autocorrect keeps changing Remus to Tennis. It's hilarious.)
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Virgil, about to hit Janus witha brick: How do you politely tell someone you want to hit their face with a brick.

Logan, without missing a beat: One wishes to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental item used in building walls. Repeatedly.

Virgil stops what he is doing and turns around.
Virgil: That was.... The most beautiful I've ever heard.
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Janus: *doing something. Probably planning a evil plan or something*

Remus: *being obnoxious. Like normal*

Janus: Can you not?

Remus: I cannot not.
(I had this conversation with my brother. Siblings are annoying)
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Roman: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

Virgil: Uhh, Sure?

Roman: Thou art hot as fuck.
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Virgil: Guess who had their life together?

Patton: Who?

Virgil, pointing to self: Not Meeeeeeeeeeee!
(Same Virgil. Same)
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Virgil: I have a list of friends who are most likely to betray me.

Janus: I assume I'm at the top of that list?

Virgil: You assume you're my friend.
(Virgil's list of friends who are most likely to betray him contain all his friends. He is Anxiety he can't help being suspicious)
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Virgil: Hey Ro, can you get me a drink?

Roman: Sure, What do you want?

Virgil: Something as dark and unforgiving as my soul.

Roman: *Goes and gets a glass of milk*

Virgil: I feel offended

Roman: Your should.
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Logan: You and Patton are like a modem day Romeo and Juliet.

Roman: Aww, is it because we are destined to be together.

Logan: No because you 2 are the 2 biggest idiots I know.
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Roman: Twinkle, Twinkle Little star~

Remus: I hope you get hit by a car~

Roman: This is why mom doesn't fucking love you-
(If you get this. I love you. Not in that way ye creep)
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Virgil: I don't understand why people think depression goes away on holidays.

Virgil: Like Ho, Ho, Ho I'm still depressed.
(I relate to Virgil so much it's scaring me)
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Virgil, clearly pissed: Who Do You Think You Are?!

Janus, scared: ... Someone you're pissed at?...
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Logan, done with everyone: You're an idiot.

Roman: I've learned to accept it and you should too.

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Virgil, sleep deprived af: Ok so what if-

Logan: It's 3 am and we resolved this before trying to sleep.

Virgil: I know but I looked at this from a different angle and found 20 more reasons we should be worried about this.

Logan: ...

Thomas: ...Go on...
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*Roman and Remus have been fighting for no reason for some time now*
Roman: Anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!

Remus, smirking: Roman!

Roman: *offended Princey noises*
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Virgil: I hate it when I tell Patton that I'm hungry and he says "Hi hungry! I'm dad" and I'm still hungry.

Logan: So instead say, My light pinkish internal organ located approximately beneath my left rib is yearning for food, therefore creating the feeling of hunger. My name is not hungry you should know that you are my 'dad' figuratively speaking and I'm also not introducing myself. I'm just asking for some GOD DAMN CHICKEN NUGGETS!

Virgil: Wow.... THAT WAS AMAZING!
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Roman: I just poured milk into the washing machine.... sometimes I think I'm stupid.

Logan: Oh I do that too.

Roman: What? Pour milk into the washing machine?

Logan: No, think you're an idiot.
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Roman: What's the saddest word in the world?

Virgil: Rejection, there is nothing more painful.

Roman: Oh-

Logan: Almost. He almost won. They almost made it. We almost survived.

Roman: Oh- ;^;

Patton, forced smile: Patton

Everyone: dAD NO-
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Roman: If I were the last person on Earth would you marry me?

Virgil: If you were the last person on Earth I wouldn't be alive.

Roman:

Roman: Shit-
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Roman: 🎶 Anything you can do, I can do better. 🎶

Virgil: 🎶I can do anything better then you🎶

Roman: 🎶No you can't!🎶

Virgil: Dad, Roman is doubting me!

Roman, whisper shouting: You little sHIT-
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Roman, to Logan: FuCk YoU-
Roman, to Thomas: FuCk LiFe-
Roman, to Virgil: FuCk Me-
Roman, to Patton: aND I'M... not allowed to swear at you.... So hi-
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Virgil: I'm the most chill person I know.

Roman: Just yesterday the McDonald's worker messed up your order so you screamed "YOU MCFUCKED UP" at her.
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Patton: I can show you the world~

Logan: That is a falsehood, Patton.

Patton: *hands Logan a globe*

Logan: I don't know whether to be annoyed or thank you for the gift.
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Remus: My murderer name should have been The Suspence.

Remus: So when I would kill someone they would say "ThE sUsPenCe iS KiLlInG mE" and we would both laugh before they died.

Janus: wAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHOULD HAVE?!

Remus: *slowly backs away*

-I uh that's all I got. Till next time Guys, Gals and Non-binary pals!-