((Drunk Kanny is meh!))

Drunk! Kankri [KANKRI] joined chat. ~~ 1 ~~
Fem!carcinoGeneticist [CG] joined chat. ~~ 2 ~~
KANKRI: Hey *hic* karkat
CG: KANKRI ARE YOU OKAY?
KANKRI: Maye6
KANKRI: *may6e
CG: YOU DON'T LOOK SO GOOD
KANKRI: *9pens 6eer 69ttle,* want s9me? *hic*q
CG: UH NO
KANKRI: I'm lerfectly fineeeee
KANKRI: *perfectly
CG: NO YOU'RE NOT
KANKRI: Suit y9ursef *drinks*
CG: KANKRI LET ME TAKE YOU HOME
KANKRI: N9 n9 n9 n9 n9 *puts finger 9ver m9uth* I'm fine, I can g9 9n mah 9wn
KANKRI: *my
CG: YEAH I'M DEFINITELY NOT LEAVING YOUR SIDE
KANKRI: Awwww *pinches cheek* guess s9me9n wants tw9 take Merp h9mie
KANKRI: *me
KANKRI: *h9me
CG: *SIGHS* SWEET GOG HOW MANY DRINKS DID YOU HAVE?
KANKRI: Listen, when, *hic* s9me9ne gats l9nely, eh, y9u kn9w whan y9u get 9lder anywayz
KANKRI: *guts
KANKRI: *gits
KANKRI: *fuck it
KANKRI: Let's see... *c9unts fingers* 9ne, tw9, three, *hic* f9ur, five, six, seven, eight, nine, er, tan
KANKRI: *ten
CG: FUCKING HELL JUST COME HOME WITH ME
KANKRI: N9 n9 n9 n9 n9 n9 *sh99shed* I'm fine, pr9mise
KANKRI: *falls 9n 6utt* 99ps hehe
KANKRI: *lays 9n side*
CG: *KNEELS DOWN* JUST PLEASE COME HOME WITH ME I DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE
KANKRI: R u sh99re
KANKRI: *sh9re
KANKRI: *sure
KANKRI: *l99ks at karkat*
CG: YEAH I'M SURE
KANKRI: Ehhhh, alright, *puts arm 9ut*
KANKRI: *dr9ps 6eer 69ttle*
CG: *TRIES TO HELP HIM UP*
KANKRI: *stands up, puking* eh, s9rry karkat
CG: IT'S FINE
KANKRI: *starts walking t9 y9ur place, sl9wly getting m9re s96er*
CG: ALRIGHT WE'RE HERE *OPENS THE DOOR*
KANKRI: *sl9wly walks in, sitting 9n the c9uch*
KANKRI: Thanks *hic* Karkat
CG: *CLOSES THE DOOR AND SITS NEXT TO HIM* NO PROBLEM
KANKRI: *lays d9wn* ugh
KANKRI: I feel 6ad
CG: WANT SOME TEA?
KANKRI: *m9ans* sure
CG: *GOES TO MAKE SOME TEA* WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU KANNY?
CG: YOU DON'T NORMALLY DRINK
KANKRI: *tries t9 remem6er* uh, pr96lematic issues
KANKRI: I think
KANKRI: D9n't really remem6re
KANKRI: *remem6er
CG: *BRINGS TEA OVER* JUST DRINK THIS IT'LL HELP
KANKRI: *drinks*
CG: ANYTHING YOU NEED RIGHT NOW?
KANKRI: *pats 6ack* thanks Karkat, I d9n't kn9w what will happan if y9u weren't ar9und.
KANKRI: *happen
KANKRI: May6e a 6lanket, I mean, if it's alright If I crash here
CG: IT'S OKAY *BRINGS A BLANKET*
KANKRI: *sets empty cup 9n the near6y ta6le, acr9ss the c9uch*
KANKRI: *c9vers self with 6lanket and cl9ses eyes*
CG: JUST CALL ME IF YOU NEED ANYTHING ELSE ALRIGHT?
KANKRI: Zzzzzzz
KANKRI: ((That was really fun
CG: ((YUP))
KANKRI: ((I will never meet a Karkat as nice t9 Kankri in H9mestuck XD
KANKRI: ((D9 y9u have Wattpad?
CG: ((NO .___.))
KANKRI: ((Aw! 9h well, 6ut I'm definitely g9ing t9 save this chat XD
CG: ((YAY I FEEL SPECIAL *7*))
KANKRI: ((:33
CG: ((*HUGS YOU* FRIEND :0))
KANKRI: ((*hugs 6ack* ^_^
KANKRI: ((See y9u later!
CG: ((BYE ^^))
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