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Drunk! Kankri [KANKRI] joined chat. ~~ 2 ~~
KANKRI: Heeeyyyyy Karkat
CG: HEY KANKRI
KANKRI: *hic*
KANKRI: H9w r u
CG: YOURE DRUNK ARENT YOU
KANKRI: Cause I'm r9ing fine
KANKRI: *d9ing
KANKRI: N999999 I'm n9t drunk
CG: I CAN SMELL THE ALCHOHOL
CG: *ALCOHOL
KANKRI: That's my um... S9da
KANKRI: Want s9me?
CG: SODA DOESNT SMELL LIKE ALCOHOL
CG: AND YES I WANT SOME
KANKRI: Yesh it can! :\
CG: NO IT DOESNT
KANKRI: *hands t9 karkat*
KANKRI: Here
KANKRI: It's a new s9da called "v9dka"
CG: *DRINKS THE FUCKING 'SODA'* THANKS
KANKRI: N9 pr96 *hic*
KANKRI: Isn't it awes9me?
CG: YEAH I WANT MORE OF IT
CG: WHERE DID YOU GET IT
KANKRI: Hats all I have
KANKRI: *thats
KANKRI: I g9t it fr9m a partay
KANKRI: *party
KANKRI: C9me 9n, ur 9ld en9uf
CG: THEN WE SHOULD GO TO THE PARTY
CG: AND GET MORE
KANKRI: Y9u're like 21 in human age right?
KANKRI: Aw, wh9 cares
CG: EXACTLY
KANKRI: *starts walking 6ut falls t9 the fl99r* 99ps
KANKRI: Hehe
CG: YOU FELL
KANKRI: N9, the fl99r attacked me
CG: OF COURSE
CG: THE FLOOR IS EVIL
KANKRI: Yea!
KANKRI: N9w let's g9!
KANKRI: *stands up, g9ing t9 P9rrim's h9use*
CG: *FOLLOWS AND BARGES IN AND STARTS SINGING I WRITE SINS NOT TRAGEDIES*
KANKRI: *gets v9dka 69ttles*
KANKRI: *sings al9ng with, crazily*
CG: *DRINKS A WHOLE BOTTLE OF VODKA*
KANKRI: *smiles and hits 6ack* ur f9cking awez9me
KANKRI: *awes9m
KANKRI: *awes9me
CG: I KNOW *HIC*
KANKRI: *passes 9ut 9n a near6y c9uch*
KANKRI: Zzzzzz
CG: *PASSES OUT IN THE BATHTUB*
KANKRI: ((XD
CG: ((I KNOW
KANKRI: ((9mg that. Was. The 6est. RP I have ever d9ne
CG: ((AGREED
KANKRI: ((D9 y9u have a Wattpad?
CG: ((NO BUT I HAVE A TUMBLR
KANKRI: ((I d9n't ;-;
KANKRI: ((I wish I did
KANKRI: ((Are y9u g9ing t9 p9st it 9n tum6lr? :3
CG: ((YOU SHOULD GET ONE
KANKRI: ((I kn9wn
KANKRI: ((*kn9w
CG: ((I PROBABLY AM GOING TO POST IT XD
KANKRI: XD
KANKRI: ((Hey ta6le!
KANKRI: ((*tum6lr!
KANKRI: ((XD
KANKRI: ((9mg ta6le?! XD
CG: ((BEST TYPO EVER
KANKRI: ((Yes. It. Is.
KANKRI: ((9k, see yas later!
KANKRI: ((If y9u want t9 read my st9ries, just l99k up H9mestucfan
CG: ((GOODBYE MY FRIEND
KANKRI: :3
CG: ((WILL DO
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