"Congratulations, you played yourself."
-Roman

"Oh my god, it's Benjamin Franklin! He's sitting right in front of her!" -Devin

"At least I have better singing than you, boy."
-Gavin

"I'm a potato and I'm proud!" -Yadira

"I just came over here because I didn't want to seem like a lonely freak." -Gabriella

"I'll go Gatrost on you." -Ms. Gatrost

"You just have to throw everything, don't you Gabriella!" -Ashley

"You guys are horrible at roasting people. Go back to Roasting 101." -Me

"I love your shirt." -Various People

"HE PISSED HIMSELF! *drops a water bottle and runs*" -Anonymous

"I DID NOT! IT WAS WATER!" -Anonymous

"Come on, eat it. Come on, come on, come on. *poking my friend's face with a banana*"
-Jacob

"FREEDOM! HELL YEAH!" -Me

"STARBRA!" -Jackson, AKA 'Starbra'

"You look like Justin Bieber. And he sucks."
-Elijah

"Is this good, Michael? Yeah, it's good."
-Roman (he was talking to me)

"POKÉMON ON CAMPUS!" -Anonymous

"I have my phone out. I'M A F****** BAD***!" -Anonymous

"*silence from fear*" -5th and 6th period class

"Hey Mr. Musta-- BEARD! I MEANT BEARD!" -Erik

"I GOT SPAMMED AGAIN!" -Me after school