An i need a hero parity by @rainbowunicorns64
WARNING: this is all for joke purposes its just me making a big deal out of nothing. Please don't take this literally! Thank u and Enjoy da cringe!

Were have all the wattpadders gone?
And were are all da memes?
Were are all the chapters of randomness that we all love so much?
Isn't there somebody that will hear my silent scream!
Late at night i toss and i turn and i dream of what i need!
Were are the updates!?
I only got one notification last night!
Is it gonna be soon?
Were the heck are u?
Haven't herd from half of ya in a while... 
Were are the updates!?
I only got one notification today!
Im missing u guys!
Are u all still alive?
Or have u moved on or something!
Or something...
Once after midnight my phone would be blown up....
From all of peps and ur friendships with me and i would never mind!
Reading stories and squealing at hinting of our ships!
This probably wont be enough to bring u back u see!
YEEEEAAAAAH!!
Were are the updates!?
I only got one notification last night!
Are u taking a break?
If u are then thats fine!
Its just thats its been like a month....
Were are the updates!?
If ur out there then let me see!
Yes i know Night is gone!
So i know she wont answer!
And I'm really sad about it.
Were are the updates!?
I haven't got a chapter update in hours!
*musical stuff*
How have u guys been?
From wherever u are!
Im prob being overdramatic honestly!
Anywhere that i used to go!
There would always be someone there when i was back!
I know u all will prob come back!
Where are the updates!?
I know ur there I'm just being annoying lol!
Are u annoyed yet?
And this parity i wrote?
Don't worry its prob done soon!
Were are the updates!?
I don't even know why I'm still going!
This is probably bye!
For this chapter so...
See u later broos
Where are the updates!?
Im running out of lyrics to sing!
Sowy! Its not done
This better be the last one!
Or i think my hands might die...
Were are the updates!?
This song just wont give me a break!
I hope u enjoyed!
This terrible cringe!
And i'll see u later PEACE!!
Were are the updates!?
Idk what to sing anymore
Oooooooo~
*lots of oooooo~ and music*

THATS THE END!! THANK THE LORD!! IMA GO NOW!! PEACE!!
-431 words.