Hey, Readers.

Here's another The Flash/Arrowverse One-Shot where the West-Allen Wedding was interrupted. The first One-Shot was Dr. Fate interrupts the West-Allen wedding and gives Barry, Oliver & others a Reality Check. But this time, it's my turn to give a new but harsh Reality Check.

Oh and a Warning, this is NOT for WestAllen & Olicity fans. This is just a Pure Fanfiction inspired from Aragorn II Elessar's "I have just causes" One-Shot(the other is Alternate but more funny) in Fanfiction.net. Go and check it out. It's hilarious!

DISCLAIMER: Arrow, The Flash & others are belongs to DC, Warner Bros and CW(F#%¢ Guggie & his cohorts!).
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~Church~
Today is the wedding of Barry Allen & Iris West inside the church in Central City. The members of Team Flash, Oliver & Team Arrow, Kara & Team Supergirl, Sara & Team Legends and other churchgoers were invited in this 'perfect' wedding.

Minister: Whoever one of you are against the wedding of these two, speak now and forever had peaceful talk.
???: Me. I'm here to stop this so-called 'Perfect Wedding'.

Everyone turns around to see a young man towards the aisle.

He looks like in 20s with neatly combed short spiky, black hair with light-tan skin tone and wears a cool black long sleeve vest uniform, white polo underneath w/ black tie, black pants & shoes. On his hands was white but magic gloves and his eyes was covered in black shades like a Badass.

Barry: I'm sorry, sir. But who are you invited?
Man: I'm invited by myself. By the way, my name is Agent N.
Oliver: Are you part of ARGUS?
Agent N: No, Mr. Queen. I'm not from ARGUS.
Kara: Are you all right, sir?
Agent N: I'm fine, Ms. Danvers if you stop you self-righteous & ego attitude of yours.
Kara: *looks confuse* What are you talking about?
Agent N: Let's not talk about it. I'm here to stop this so-called 'Perfect' Wedding.

Iris: *anger* What are you talking about?!
Agent N: *points to Iris* You! You the problem!
Barry: Hey! Don't shout at her!
Agent N: Oh Barry....you're my favorite hero in Season 1 & 2 of The Flash until you created Flashpoint in Season 3 and became a selfish jackass who obsessed with that woman(Iris) while pushing away with Cisco, Caitlin & Joe like they never exist! You have failed this city!

Everyone looks confuse about Season 1 or 2 but in Team Flash case--they know about Flashpoint.

Agent N: *turns to Oliver* Especially you, Mr. Queen! You have failed your city too!
Oliver: *looks shock* What did I do?
Agent N: You & Felicity Smoak!
Felicity: What's wrong with our relationship?
Agent N: You're the reason why you turn Arrow from a dark but cool dramatic superhero show into a melodramatic teen-like soap opera because it focus more of you & Oliver's love story! The ratings was dropping because of this, even worst of all, some douchebag killed-off Laurel Lance aka Black Canary to make Olicity great again!
Sara: *shock tone* WHAT?!
Agent N: Yes, Ms. Sara Lance! The same douchebag killed off your soon-to-be boyfriend, Leonard Snart! Rest in Peace, Captain Cold.

Mick Rory/Heatwave gives a solemn bow to his fallen comrade while Sara remembered Leonard did love her before he sacrificed to save her & the team from Oculus event.

Agent N: Blame that bald, oarfish, fat, son of a b#tch amd douchebag named Marc Guggenheim!

Everyone were shocked about his rant towards Oliver & Felicity's relationship but they were confuse about who is Marc Guggenheim.

Agent N: Back to the topic, Ms. Smoak just hacked a missile and launched towards Havenrock. You think you did that to save the others and move on? Hell no! Thousands of those people dying and some survivors wants justice!

Everyone gasped in shock about Felicity's actions. Then, a bald, fat man with short beard & glasses in uniform clothes appears, walking towards to Agent N.
Bald Man: Sir, would you please leave the church now? You ruining the moment!
Agent N: *turns to Bald Man* No. You & your cohorts have failed this Arrowverse!

Before the Bald Man replied, Agent N kick the Bald Man's groin with a kick and the Bald Man fell on the ground, screaming in pain. Agent N then kick the Bald Man's face that got knock out cold and also, he kicks his body away from him.

Alex Danvers: Umm...who is that man?
Agent N: Forget that man! Back to the story, Felicity then joined the cyberterrorist group called "Helix" in order to be free Cayden James but she did not told Oliver about this! Cayden escaped from Argus and everything went nuts! And that's the reason why Chase got a ten steps ahead of you, Mr. Queen!
Everyone: WHAT?!

Oliver felt anger as Team Arrow look at his face while Diggle realize that look---his good, old, Hood persona is back.

Oliver: *turns to Felicity in cold tone* Is that true, Felicity?
Felicity notice Oliver's look and found out his Hood persona has return.
Felicity: Oliver, I did this because---(cuts)!
Agent N: Because you love him? *sarcastic laugh* No. You're the reason why your earth's Laurel Lance(E1) got killed by Damian Darhk! Oh wait! I heard you also the reason you broke up with him after you found out Oliver had a son with another woman. Also, you send and killed-off Samantha so you can take Oliver's son William as you own child. Nice try, Ms. Fefe but it's not gonna working.
Bald Man: *yells at Agent N* Felicity did nothing wrong!

Then, some kind of force chokes the Bald Man's neck as he struggles to breathe before he got stabbed by a white plasma blade behind him, causing everyone to shock.
???: No. She already done some horrible things for a long time!

Then, a familiar figure appears and walks towards Agent N as the white plasma blade shuts off.

Everyone gasped to see that familiar character but Cisco knows that person.
Cisco: *shock tone* Ahsoka Tano....from Star Wars.

Ahsoka: *smiles then turn into cold tone* Yes. That's me. While I don't like Disney Sequel Trilogy because of some missing oppurtunities, less plotholes, pre-mature deaths of beloved characters like Han Solo & a Mary Sue-type Main character(Rey), this universe was more messed up because of some stupid decisions from those bunch of gobshites. *turns to Iris & glared her* Miss West, you're the worst woman of this universe.
Iris: What?! I did nothing wrong!
Ahsoka: Wrong? You did many times. You sabotaged Barry's relationship with Linda Park while you were dating Eddie Thawne and you did the same with Patty Spivot.
Joe: *shock tone* What? *turns to Iris* Is that true?
Agent N: Mr. Joe West, you did a bad mistake about this. *turns to others* You see people when Barry is just a kid(Rest in Peace, Logan Williams), Barry's Mom was killed by Eobard Thawne aka Reverse Flash and framed Barry's Dad, Joe West took care of him and Barry & Iris were foster siblings. Is that an incest, Mr. West?

Everyone goes saying "Eeeewwwww!/ Gross!/That's nasty!" while Mick shouted "Get off the stage!" as Joe realizes a mistake.

Ahsoka: Barry, tell your foster father about Iris sabotaging your relationships with Ms. Park & Ms. Spivot.
Barry: *sigh* Yes. Iris did sabotaged my relationship with those two.
Joe: What? *turns to Barry* Why did you not tell me?
Agent N: Because he was so obsessed with Iris for a long time. When Savitar beats up Barry after your son Wally trapped inside the Speed Force, Iris breaks him up by showing a ringless finger which is kind of stupid because that ring was actually a family heirloom. Barry's grandfather gives this to Barry's father and proposed Barry's mother because they both love each other. Barry, you proposed to a wrong woman(Iris)!

Everyone yet again gives another round of shock.

Agent N: But it's not over yet, when Barry went to the Speed Force 6 months ago, Iris became the leader of Team Flash....for no reason.
Ahsoka: The last time I checked before Barry went to Speed Force, he asked Cisco to look out for the team.
Iris: *yells* What's wrong with you?! I became the leader of Team Flash because--(cuts).
Agent N: "We're the Flash!" That's the most stupid line I've ever heard! Let me ask you, Miss West. One, you're not The Flash but Barry is. Second, you don't have a fighting background and intellectual and finally third, you're not worthy of being the leader of Team Flash and future wife of Barry Allen because you're nothing but a bossy, hypocrite & annoying brat you are who wants to take everything what you want!
Ahsoka: I thought Reverse Flash was the bad yet great villain like Darth Vader but turns out, Iris West is the far the worst villain in this universe after all. Worse than the Emperor himself(Palpatine) and Adrian Chase/Prometheus.

Iris tried to shout in protest but the glare from Ahsoka keeps her mouth shut.

Agent N: *To Barry* You should give that ring to Dr. Cailtin Snow.

All eyes towards Caitlin and she blushed nervously.
Caitlin: What? Me? Barry & I were just a friends.
Agent N: Are you sure about that? Come on. Who is the person who give Barry a comfort whenever he got hurt? Who is the person who treated Barry's wounds whenever he got injured? No one but you, Dr. Snow.

In that moment, Barry realizes that Caitlin Snow was the woman so close each other whenever he got injured and broken, she was there for a whole time.

Ahsoka: *To the Minister* And you, Minister? You're supposed to be America's Greatest Hero? You support this wedding? You have failed your duty in the name of your God.
Minister: Oh! *shame tone* I have failed Him. I'm sorry but this will never happen again.
Iris: But--(cuts).
Joe: No. They were right. This is not supposed to be happen. I also failed as a father.
Minister: This wedding is off. Do you agree?
Everyone: Aye.

Suddenly,

???: Are you done, you two?

Everyone turn their heads and saw a flying woman in black & red cape with a mask covered her face. On the ground was a dark hooded bow wielding masked figure, a yellow Flash suited masked figure(Eobard Thawne himself), a Prometheus-like hooded figure & an army of masked soldiers holding their rifles appears to them. They noticed their helmets, long black jackets and the infamous swastika symbols on their red armbands.

Oliver: Nazis?
Barry, Kara & Sara: I hate Nazis!
Mick: *evil grin* All right! Time to burn those Nazis!
Agent N: Ah great! This is gonna be a disappointing crossover event.
Ahsoka: *roll her eyes* Yeah me too.

Agent N pulls out a megaphone and began yells towards the Nazis.

Agent N: *yells towards the Nazis* Hey Nazis! You're not welcome here! You guys sucks! You don't have behave like Nazis!
Dark Arrow: We'll show you how we behave!
Agent N: *sarcastic tone* Yeah yeah we know. We gonna beat you up.
Overgirl: Hahahaha. You & what army?

Then, a grey mirror-like dimension appears behind Agent N & Ashoka, revealing.....

....led by Tsukasa Kadoya(with his Neo Deca Driver on his waist) stands in-front of them.
Cisco: *gasp & smile* Kamen Riders....they're real? I knew it!

Dark Arrow: Who the heck are you?!
Tsukasa: Us? We're just passing through REAL heroes...*pulls out a Decade Card*...remember that. Henshin!

KAMEN RIDE: DECADE!

Tsukasa transforms into Kamen Rider Decade as he ready his Deca-booker Sword. The Arrowverse heroes looks stun & awe about this when a certain young man with grey scarf appears with a book on his hand.
Mick: *points on that scarf guy with book* Hey, who's that guy?

Woz: IWAE! They are the heroes from the Land of the Rising Sun in the East, fighting & defending for peace, justice & harmony to the people! *closes the book with a "SLAM!" sound* Waga Maou! They are the heroes of the Heisei Era....KAMEN RIDERS!
Churchgoers: Kamen Riders?

Aftee he made an impressive speech, Woz vanishes.

Tsukasa: Now then, ikuze Kamen Riders!
All Riders: Oo~h!
Agent N: Time to play the music! *snaps his magic gloves*

Soon, they heard an epic but badass theme song. It was "Let's Go Rider Kick!" from the original Kamen Rider as the Heisei Kamen Riders charges towards Earth-X Nazis and doppelgangers.

Agent N: *pulls out his Blue Lightsaber & a Blaster and smirks to Ahsoka* Now, shall we join them?
Ahsoka: *ignites her two white lightsabers* Of course.

The duo joins with Kamen Riders to fight while the Arrowverse heroes stayed in shock to watch how awesome & badass the Kamen Riders are.

Spongebob Spuarepants Narrator: A Few Minutes Later

The Earth-X Nazis & doppelgangers were all defeated by Kamen Riders, along with Agent N & Ahsoka while Arrowverse heroes ended up got a shocking therapy until...

Mick: *shouts in joyous tone* BEST WEDDING EVER!!!
Decade: And that my friends, is how to deal with the villains...in a heroic way! *thumbs-up*
Thawne slowly gets up and tried to speed away.
Decade: Oh no you don't!

Decade snaps his fingers as a Speed Force portal appears and began to sucks Thawne inside.

Thawne: No. No! NOOOOO!!! ONORE DECADE!!!

And with that, Thawne got suck by the Speed Force and punish for the rest of eternity inside the Speed Force.

Agent N: Thanks for the help, Decade. You & the Kamen Riders are the best heroes in my heart.
Decade: You're welcome, Agent N. Until we meet again, especially you, Green Arrow & The Flash.

After he said, Decade & the Heisei Kamen Riders enters to the Dimension Portal and vanishes.
Agent N & Ahsoka looks towards the Arrowverse heroes.
Agent N: Now then, time to fix this mess.

Agent N snaps his magic gloves as the bodies of Earth-X Nazis and doppelgangers disappears as the church reverts back to normal state, including some wedding decorations.

Agent N: Done. Now, *pulls out a Ray gun similar from Megamind's Ray gun and points to Iris* time to end this b#tch!
Iris: No!
But it's too late as Agent N fires a blue ray gun and Iris turns into a small ice-like cube as Agent N picks up and put in on a silver canister case.

Joe: What did you do to Iris?
Agent N: Don't worry. Your daughter is fine but imprisoned on that. She remain there until she learns every mistakes. *turns to Felicity* You're next.
Felicity: *scare tone* Are you gonna freeze me like you did to Iris?
Agent N: No. I will not freeze you. *keeps his Ray gun* But they will.

Then, a group of men in black suits & shades appears walking towards Felicity. They had a CIA logo on the upper right side of their uniform.

CIA Agent: Felicity Smoak?
Felicity: *nervous tone* Yes. That's me.
CIA Agent: You're under arrest for cyber terrorism against a state as well as your involvement of hacking a classified missile and the Havenrock destruction.

The 2 fellow agents hold Felicity's arms as the third agent cuffs her hands at the back.

CIA Agent: You have to right to remain silent. You will never speak or talk under the supervise of the government.

Murmurs from the other churchgoers were heard as Felicity was drag away from Oliver and others by the CIA agents while Diggle looks shamefully before they were gone outside.

Minister: Now what?
Agent N: *smiles* The wedding must goes on. *snaps his magic gloves*

With a snap of magic, Caitlin(being a bridesmaid)'s blue dress change into a beautiful, glittering white dress with some snowflake design. She looks around herself and felt like happy. The churchgoers were "Awwwwwwww." as Kara escorts her to the spot where Barry is and the two look each other.

Barry: *smile* You really so beautiful, Cait.
Caitlin: *blushingly smile* Thank you.
Frost: I told you. You really love him.
Ahsoka: *smiles* Minister, you can start the real wedding now.
Minister: Oh right. *clears his throat* Are you ready for this wedding?
Everyone: Aye.

Agent N & Ahsoka were sitting together with the churchgoers' seat.

After a long vows and putting on their wedding rings,
Minister: Do you Barry Allen take Caitlin Snow as your wedded wife in sickness & health, in poor & rich, to happy & sad and love more 'till death do us apart?
Barry: *smiles to Caitlin* I do.
Minister: Do you Caitlin Snow take Barry Allen as your wedded husband in sickness & health, in poor & rich, to happy & sad and love more 'till death do u apart?
Caitlin: *smiles to Barry* I do.
Minister: Ladies & Gentlemen, the wedding is finally over as the grace our Lord given to our newly wedding couple. *To Barry* You may now kiss the bride.

Barry & Caitlin looked each other and smiles before they FINALLY kissed. Cisco shouts "Finally~!" as everyone stands up and claps each other. The wedding couple saw that Agent N & Ahsoka were already vanished but they felt more thanking to them.

Oliver saw a small paper on his pocket and reads it.

To Oliver Queen,

I know you lost your Laurel Lance but there's still have that Earth-2 doppelganger of her to redeem herself as the new Black Canary. I hope your team back into action once your sister is wake up.

But you better not to trust Dinah Drake because she is only cares revenge and she's NOT worthy of Black Canary mantle. You also never truat a FBI agent by the named Watson because this will led you to jail I foreseen into the future. Just only trust Slade, Anatoli, Roy and Barry because they're your brothers to you.

Good luck and may the Force be with you.

From Agent N and Ahsoka Tano

Oliver looks around and saw Agent N & Ahsoka were vanished but he smiles himself and thanked them for giving a piece of advice.

Unknown to the heroes, Woz appears at the back of the crowd, smiling.
Woz: Now that's a way to make this universe great again. *closes the book*

~Office~
The Bald Man wokes up from a horrible nightmare and finds himself inside of his office.

Bald Man: Woah! What a nightmare I have. *shrugs* Well, at least there's still more Olicity & WestAllen drama.

BANG!

The Bald Man got a headshot behind and falls down on the table, dead. The assailant is revealing to be.....Deadpool as he blows the smoke of his pistol.

Deadpool: *breaks the 4th Wall* And that's how you end this Olicity & WestAllen dramas. Thank you and have a good day, people.

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And that Bald Man got kicked his balls by Agent N, got killed by Ahsoka's white lightsaber and then got headshot by Deadpool was none other than son of a b#tch and #1 Olicity & WestAllen fan himself. You already know that person!

I hope you like my One-Shot. Thank you.

~ninjarider1~

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