Hey, Readers.

Here's my alternate version of my previous One-Shot part "Wedding Crashers". The first half is the same but no Ahsoka Tano and the second half were Earth-X doppelgangers & Nazis' arrival and a new ally appears instead of Kamen Riders.

I say again a Warning: this is NOT for WestAllen fans & Olicity fans.

DISCLAIMER: Arrow, The Flash & others are belongs to DC, Warner Bros & CW(F#¢K YOU, GUGGIE & HIS COHORTS!). I own my OC only. Thank you.
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~Church~
Today is the wedding of Barry Allen & Iris West inside the church in Central City. The members of Team Flash, Oliver & Team Arrow, Kara & Team Supergirl, Sara & Team Legends and other churchgoers were invited in this 'perfect' wedding.

Minister: Whoever one of you are against the wedding of these two, speak now and forever had peaceful talk.
???: Me. I'm here to stop this so-called 'Perfect Wedding'.

Everyone turns around to see a young man towards the aisle.

He looks like in 20s with neatly combed short spiky, black hair with light-tan skin tone and wears a cool black long sleeve vest uniform, white polo underneath w/ black tie, black pants & shoes. On his hands was white but magic gloves and his eyes was covered in black shades like a Badass.

Barry: I'm sorry, sir. But who are you invited?
Man: I'm invited by myself. By the way, my name is Agent N.
Oliver: Are you part of ARGUS?
Agent N: No, Mr. Queen. I'm not from ARGUS.
Kara: Are you all right, sir?
Agent N: I'm fine, Ms. Danvers if you stop you self-righteous & ego attitude of yours.
Kara: *looks confuse* What are you talking about?
Agent N: Let's not talk about it. I'm here to stop this so-called 'Perfect' Wedding.

Iris: *anger* What are you talking about?!
Agent N: *points to Iris* You! You the problem!
Barry: Hey! Don't shout at her!
Agent N: Oh Barry....you're my favorite hero in Season 1 & 2 of The Flash until you created Flashpoint in Season 3 and became a selfish jackass who obsessed with that woman(Iris) while pushing away with Cisco, Caitlin & Joe like they never exist! You have failed this city!

Everyone looks confuse about Season 1 or 2 but in Team Flash case--they know about Flashpoint.

Agent N: *turns to Oliver* Especially you, Mr. Queen! You have failed your city too!
Oliver: *looks shock* What did I do?
Agent N: You & Felicity Smoak!
Felicity: What's wrong with our relationship?
Agent N: You're the reason why you turn Arrow from a dark but cool dramatic superhero show into a melodramatic teen-like soap opera because it focus more of you & Oliver's love story! The ratings was dropping because of this, even worst of all, some douchebag killed-off Laurel Lance aka Black Canary to make Olicity great again!
Sara: *shock tone* WHAT?!
Agent N: Yes, Ms. Sara Lance! The same douchebag killed off your soon-to-be boyfriend, Leonard Snart! Rest in Peace, Captain Cold.

Mick Rory/Heatwave gives a solemn bow to his fallen comrade while Sara remembered Leonard did love her before he sacrificed to save her & the team from Oculus event.

Agent N: Blame that bald, oarfish, fat, son of a b#tch amd douchebag named Marc Guggenheim!

Everyone were shocked about his rant towards Oliver & Felicity's relationship but they were confuse about who is Marc Guggenheim.

Agent N: Back to the topic, Ms. Smoak just hacked a missile and launched towards Havenrock. You think you did that to save the others and move on? Hell no! Thousands of those people dying and some survivors wants justice!

Everyone gasped in shock about Felicity's actions. Then, a bald, fat man with short beard & glasses in uniform clothes appears, walking towards to Agent N.
Bald Man: Sir, would you please leave the church now? You ruining the moment!
Agent N: *turns to Bald Man* No. You & your cohorts have failed this Arrowverse!

Before the Bald Man replied, Agent N kick the Bald Man's groin with a kick and the Bald Man fell on the ground, screaming in pain. Agent N then kick the Bald Man's face that got knock out cold and also, he kicks his body away from him.

Alex Danvers: Umm...who is that man?
Agent N: Forget that man! Back to the story, Felicity then joined the cyberterrorist group called "Helix" in order to be free Cayden James but she did not told Oliver about this! Cayden escaped from Argus and everything went nuts! And that's the reason why Chase got a ten steps ahead of you, Mr. Queen!
Everyone: WHAT?!

Oliver felt anger as Team Arrow look at his face while Diggle realize that look---his good, old, Hood persona is back.

Oliver: *turns to Felicity in cold tone* Is that true, Felicity?
Felicity notice Oliver's look and found out his Hood persona has return.
Felicity: Oliver, I did this because---(cuts)!
Agent N: Because you love him? *sarcastic laugh* No. You're the reason why your earth's Laurel Lance(E1) got killed by Damian Darhk! Oh wait! I heard you also the reason you broke up with him after you found out Oliver had a son with another woman. Also, you send and killed-off Samantha so you can take Oliver's son William as you own child. Nice try, Ms. Fefe but it's not gonna working.
Bald Man: *yells at Agent N* Felicity did nothing wrong!

Then,

BANG!

The Bald Man got shot at the back on the head as his body fall down on the floor. The churchgoers look to see the shooter.

It was Agent N fired a deadly Golden Gun pistol of Francisco Scaramanga(The villain from James Bond 007's movie, "The Man with Golden Gun" played by the late Christopher Lee. RIP.).

Agent N: *cold tone* Anyone next?

The Arrowverse heroes & churchgoers shakes their head as Agent N put his Golden Gun and resume his speech.

Agent N: *glared to Iris* Miss West, you're the worst woman of this universe.
Iris: What?! I did nothing wrong!
Agent N: Wrong? You did many times. You sabotaged Barry's relationship with Linda Park while you were dating Eddie Thawne and you did the same with Patty Spivot.
Joe: *shock tone* What? *turns to Iris* Is that true?
Agent N: Mr. Joe West, you did a bad mistake about this. *turns to others* You see people when Barry is just a kid(Rest in Peace, Logan Williams), Barry's Mom was killed by Eobard Thawne aka Reverse Flash and framed Barry's Dad, Joe West took care of him and Barry & Iris were foster siblings. Is that an incest, Mr. West?

Everyone goes saying "Eeeewwwww!/ Gross!/That's nasty!" while Mick shouted "Get off the stage!" as Joe realizes a mistake.

Agent N: Barry, tell your foster father about Iris sabotaging your relationships with Ms. Park & Ms. Spivot.
Barry: *sigh* Yes. I did sabotaged my relationship with those two.
Joe: What? *turns to Barry* Why did you not tell me?
Agent N: Because he was so obsessed with Iris for a long time. When Savitar beats up Barry after your son Wally trapped inside the Speed Force, Iris breaks him up by showing a ringless finger which is kind of stupid because that ring was actually a family heirloom. Barry's grandfather gives this to Barry's father and proposed Barry's mother because they both love each other. Barry, you proposed to a wrong woman(Iris)!

Everyone yet again gives another round of shock.

Agent N: But it's not over yet, when Barry went to the Speed Force 6 months ago, Iris became the leader of Team Flash....for no reason. The last time I checked before Barry went to Speed Force, he asked Cisco to look out for the team.
Iris: *yells* What's wrong with you?! I became the leader of Team Flash because--(cuts).
Agent N: "We're the Flash!" That's the most stupid line I've ever heard! Let me ask you, Miss West. One, you're not The Flash but Barry is. Second, you don't have a fighting background and intellectual and finally third, you're not worthy of being the leader of Team Flash and future wife of Barry Allen because you're nothing but a bossy, hypocrite & annoying brat you are who wants to take everything what you want!

The churchgoers were murmuring about this.

Agent N: I thought Reverse Flash was the bad yet great villain but turns out, Iris West is the far the worst villain in this universe after all. Worse than Thawne & Adrian Chase/Prometheus.

Iris tried to shout in protest but Agent N ready to pulls out his Golden Gun pistol that she keeps her mouth shut.

Agent N: *To Barry* You should give that ring to Dr. Caitlin Snow.

All eyes towards Caitlin and she blushed nervously.
Caitlin: What? Me? Barry & I were just a friends.
Agent N: Are you sure about that? Come on. Who is the person who give Barry a comfort whenever he got hurt? Who is the person who treated Barry's wounds whenever he got injured? No one but you, Dr. Snow.

In that moment, Barry realizes that Caitlin Snow was the woman so close each other whenever he got injured and broken, she was there for a whole time.

Agent N: *To the Minister* And you, Minister? You're supposed to be America's Greatest Hero? You support this wedding?!
Minister: Oh! *shame tone* I have failed Him. I'm sorry but this will never happen again.
Iris: But--(cuts).
Joe: No. He was right. This is not supposed to be happen. I also failed as a father.
Minister: This wedding is off. Do you agree?
Everyone: Aye.

Suddenly,

???: Are you done, clown?

Everyone turn their heads and saw a flying woman in black & red cape with a mask covered her face. On the ground was a dark hooded bow wielding masked figure, a yellow Flash suited masked figure(Eobard Thawne himself), a Prometheus-like hooded figure & an army of masked soldiers holding their rifles appears to them. They noticed their helmets, long black jackets and the infamous swastika symbols on their red armbands.

Oliver: Nazis?
Barry, Kara & Sara: I hate Nazis!
Mick: *evil grin* All right! Time to burn those Nazis!
Agent N: Ah great! This is gonna be a disappointing crossover event.

Agent N pulls out a megaphone and began yells towards the Nazis.

Agent N: *yells towards the Nazis* Hey Nazis! You're not welcome here! You guys sucks! You don't have behave like Nazis!
Dark Arrow: We'll show you how we behave!
Agent N: I'm not gonna fight you guys but I brought someone who is far worthy and superior from another universe. A superhero who gives a respect and loved by many because of his actions towards peace, justice & hope for everyone and fights any kinds of threat and evil doers like you!
Overgirl: What are you talking about?

Suddenly, the roof of the church was cracked into a hole as a blurry figure destroys the crack roof as it falls on the floor, causing everyone to look up as a familiar theme was heard.

It was a middle-aged man wearing a blue suit, a red cape behind the suit that it flows, a red underwear outside of a blue pants, a golden belt on the blue pants & a red boots. However, the most surprising part was a "S" on the middle of the chest of the man and he can FLY!

The Arrowverse heroes looks shock & confuse about this but Kara's eyes widened like saucers recognize that man!

Kara: Clark!
Everyone: What???
Agent N: Not your cousin in your Earth but a far worthy & superior version of your cousin from another Earth. *turns to everyone especially Earth-X doppelgangers & Nazis* Everyone, may I present to you....the Man of Steel from Earth-167, SUPERMAN!
Everyone: Superman?!

The figure known as Superman from Earth-167 crossed his arms on his chest and looked over the Earth-X Nazis.

Superman: Huh? Nazis? You know I don't like you guys from what you did towards those Jewish people during the war. And now, you trying to crash a wedding on this universe? Not gonna happen.
Dark Arrow: We will defeat you, Superman! Overgirl, destroy him!
Overgirl: With pleasure, my love.

Overgirl flying charges with her right hook but Superman caught her arm with one hand.
Overgirl: What?
Superman: You know my cousin(refers to Kara from his Earth) is almost beat me with no god complexity but you are too arrogant.

Without thinking, Superman grab her neck and throws her throught the sky as he flies through super speed of his own.

The next thing, Overgirl was seen in space as Superman above her as he slams her with his elbows that Overgirl falls fast and crash back to the church and onto the ground out cold, creating a large crater.
(Superman's Ultimate Finish from "Injustice: Gods Among Us" game)

Everyone(except Agent N who is smirking) even Arrowverse heroes left in shock & awe as Superman returns and landed on the ground, away from the crater.

Dark Arrow: Impossible!
Superman: *grin* So who's next?

Before Dark Arrow ordered the Nazis to attack, Superman then disappears in seconds and what comes nect though the Arrowverse heroes & others' Point of View was a blur just beat the crap out of Nazis singlehandledly before Superman returns right on the same spot.

Cisco: WHAT THE HECK?!
Mick: *shock tone* He just beat the Nazis by himself that we can't see!

Dark Arrow, Prometheus-X and Flash-X(Eobard Thawne) turns around and saw the Nazis were decimated. Some were knock out cold & others were frozen by Superman's Cold Breath. The churchgoers even the Minister left in stun in their faces.

Superman: *mocking them by pretending to be yawning & grin* What did you say next?
Dark Arrow: You! How did you?!
Superman: *taunting tone* Oh! Your army looks terrible on that shape and can't fight. Are those really Nazis I thought in the history books?
Dark Arrow: THAT.IS.IT! KILL HIM!

Prometheus-X fired his arrow but Superman caught the arrow, broke it before he punch Prometheus-X's gut so hard that he got puked out from his mouth but because he wears a mask, the puke around the mask and stinks on his nose.

Prometheus-X: Eeww! Gross! I should take off my mask!

Superman knock him out cold with a backfist. Flash-X(Thawne) uses his Super Speed but Superman's view, it was slow motion as his eyes sees him faster and trips him with his right foot that led Thawne got trip and crash himself on the wall.

Thawne: Ow! Ouch! How?! You can't see me with my Super Speed!
Superman: You know that I can faster than you and can reach a star that was 500 light years away and returns to my world in 2 or 4 minutes later.
Everyone: WHAT?!

Agent N laughs what Superman said was true. Dark Arrow charges him but alas, Superman caught him on the neck.

Superman: Do you know that the ones created me were actually Jewish?
(A/N: FYI, both Jerry Siergel and Jim Schuster were Jewish-born immigrants in real-life.)
Dark Arrow: I will destroy you!!
Superman: Hmmm....meh.

Superman uses his Heat Vision(which was color red) through Dark Arrow's mask as the latter screams in pain before the Man of Steel drops him on floor, dead.

Everyone looks silence about this and couldn't believe what they just saw.

Mick: BEST WEDDING EVER!

Superman looks toward the Arrowverse heroes.

Superman: *smiles* Oh sorry about crashing your wedding.
Agent N: Don't worry, Supes. You just save this messed-up world.
Superman: What do you mean a messed-up world?

Agent N told Superman about Oliver being a deadbeat hero who gives up his List & his Hood persona and focus on a "No Kill" code that led more people were under influenced towards criminal elements so powerful and being a weak-willed hero, Barry being a selfish, wimpy & jackass jerk and his obsession towards Iris while ignoring his friends like they were never exists(which Superman reminds about his obsession towards Lana Lang) and Kara from Earth-38 being a self-righteous and ego attitude with so-called "god complexity" that she's better than E-38 Superman, in which Superman being disappointed towards his E-38 counterpart.

Superman: I see. This Earth is really messed up. *To Oliver* You shouldn't abandoned your List because more criminals will get stronger.
Oliver: I know. It's my fault because I lose someone I close(refers to Tommy Merlyn).
Superman: Well go back what you have started then now and finish your List.
Oliver: I will.
Superman: *To Barry* Your obsession towards Iris reminds of my obsession towards Lana Lang which led to broke my relationship with my friends including Lois Lane. At least, I have Lois Lane as my dear wife now and we had a son(Jonathan Samuel Kent aka Superboy).
Barry: You were right. I was so selfish. What should I do?
Superman: Then, you have to break her and starts over again as a hero.
Iris: *anger tone* You can't do that! Barry is mine!
Superman: *glared Iris* Since when did you become the leader of Team Flash huh?! You don't have a powers or combat experience! You are NOT the Flash! You just want him like a sex toy! Shame on you!

Iris kept her mouth shut after Superman gives her a harsh truth about her obsession while Joe shakes his head in disappointment towards his daughter had become.

Superman: *To Joe* You should teach some manners about your daughter's problem.
Joe: I tried but look what she become ever since my wife & her mother's separation & her death.
Iris: But Dad---(cuts).
Barry: *cold tone* You almost forgot that how you disrespect my mother's grave while you comparing my Mom's death to your Mom but my Mom never abandoned me unlike your Mom.

Iris felt guilty and shame after Barry said to her.

Superman: *To E-38 Kara* And you, I was disappointed.
Kara: *confuse* What are you talking about?
Superman: I heard that you beat your cousin with your so-called "god complexity" but you became an arrogant hero due being self-righteous and ego of yours.

Kara is about to protest until she realizes that he was right. She is being too arrogant about herself.

Superman: When you go home, you have to end your ego and please tell your cousin or my counterpart(E-38 Superman) of your Earth to stop being a d#ck.

Superman's super hearing sense Thawne tried to escape unseen but the Man of Steel grabs the 'S' thing from his chest and throws to the evil speedster.
(A/N: That move is from the classic Superman II movie where Superman throws a 'S' thingy from his chest towards that big Kryptonian cohort of Zod. It was cheesy but classic.)

Thawne: *got stuck by S thingy* GAAAH!! WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?! LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT OF HERE! AAAHHH!!!!

However, it was too much of that 'S' thing that Thawne got ended up fainting. The heroes looks stun.

Sara: What is that thing you throw?
Superman: Oh. That? It's just a secret weapon.
Kara: *looks shock* Why did you do that?
Superman: *smiles* What can I say? Can't beat the classic. *began to fly and turns to Oliver, Barry & Kara* I hope you understand my words. Until we meet again.
Agent N: Bye, Superman.

After that, Superman flew up through the skies and disappears in sight, leaving everyone(except Agent N who is still smirking) in shock & awe.

You know what happens next after this.

~Timeskip~

*Cue a classic Superman - Ending Theme*

Superman was seen flying through the clouds around, looks over the sun and flew up through the space. It changes to Superman was now flying over the Earth as he looks at everyone(4th Wall Break), giving a smile before he flew out of sight and disappears.

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That Earth-167 Superman was Smallville Superman, played by Tom Welling in "Smallville", the superhero show about Superman's origins & mythos that run over 10 seasons! It continues after Season 10 through the comics.

One of the best moments of that show was the OG Superman actor, Christopher Reeve passed his blue & red mantle to Tom Welling. It was heartfelt & emotional moment where a legend pass the torch to a young actor.

RIP Christopher Reeve, the OG Superman.

Smallville Superman's cameo in "Crisis on Infinite Earths" in retirement, along with Smallville Lois Lane(including the scene where he beat E-38 Lex Luthor despite he gave up his powers) was one of the good moments of that Arrowverse crossover event.

Christopher Reeve is #1 Superman, Tom Welling is #2 and Brandon Routh is #3(Also another good part in Crisis on Infinite Earths event. Love to see him reprising his Superman role as Earth-96 Superman since "Superman Returns"movie).

DCEU Superman(Henry Cavill) was great but not enough. E-38 Superman is being weakest & least favorite Superman because he just beat by Supergirl with no sense at all.

Do you agree that Smallville is far worthy & superior than Arrowverse? Please leave a Comment. Thank you.

~ninjarider1~

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