Hey, readers.

This part inspired from "How It Should Have Ended" or simply as "HISHE" for short in Youtube. I watched the original one and it was funny. Then, my mind pops-out after I watching this.

However, this is NOT for Disney Star Wars or Rey fans! I like Rey but I watching some videos about Rey being a Mary Sue character even though I did not watch TROS movie yet only some clips, I personally dislike her because she was more focus than others like Finn or Ben Solo/Kylo Ren. Dang you, KK!

Anyways, my version of HISHE is more hilarious and more satisfying. Please enjoy! XD

DISCLAIMER: Star Wars belongs to LucasFilm & Disney(with no KK running around as a leader that I hope). I do NOT OWN anything. Thank you.
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~Tattoine~

Old Woman: *To Rey* What's your name?
Rey: Rey.
Old Woman: Rey who?
Rey: *smiles* Rey Skywalker.

The old woman nods and leaves while Rey look over the twin suns of Tattoine. The journey has come to an end.

~Omake 1~

Elsewhere.....

An aged Luke Skywalker(Post TFA version) woke up from his bedroom after he got a peculiar nightmare. Then, the door opens revealing his beloved wife & fellow Jedi Master, Mara Jade Skywalker(her appearance is the same but has grey streaks on her red hair.) enters the room.

(Note: For my own casting, she will be played by Julianne Moore, although her hair color is auburn red like from her young look appearance in"The Lost World: Jurassic Park" movie.)

Mara: You okay, farmboy?
Luke: Yeah. I have a strangest & peculiar nightmare.
Mara: *smiles* Then tell me if you got up from your bed, take a shower and had breakfast with our son.

Luke sigh as he got up from his bed, got a shower and later, he heads to the dining room for a breakfast where he saw Mara sitting on the right side as their son & Jedi protege, Cade Skywalker(my OC from previous part) is sitting on the right side as some breakfast foods are on the set on the table. He sits on the top chair and begin their breakfast.

Cade: Hey, Dad.
Luke: Yes. What is it, Cade?
Cade: Mom told me that you have a perculiar nightmare.
Luke: Oh that?

Luke looks on his wife and Mara smiles as she nods to tell it.

Luke: *sigh* Fine. I will tell you about this.

Spongebob Narrator: A Few Minutes later....

Both Mara & Cade looks astonished & disbelief after Luke told this perculiar nightmare.

Mara: That was....weird.
Cade: So let me guess, my cousin Ben Solo turns into Dark Side and became an emo version of Darth Vader wanna-be called "Kylo Ren"?
Luke: Yeah.
Mara: And that scavenger(Rey) girl beats him with no proper training?
Luke: *nods* Hmm-hm.
Cade: And your version of that nightmare became a parody version? Well, that's stupid!
Luke: Even more stupid that emo version of Ben killed your Uncle Han, that so-called Supreme Leader called Snoke that I don't know him and oh guess what? Palpatine is alive but much stupid than the one I've encountered years ago(refers to the EU story, Dark Empire & Dark Empire II.).
Mara: Well, that's more stupid.
Luke: Make it worse because that Rey beats Palpatine with two lightsabers--one is mine and the other is Leia and she died. Then, Ben saves her with Force Healing and they kissed before Ben disappears and be one with the Force. After, Rey buried the two lightsabers in Tattoine....
Cade: I hate Sand!
Luke:...and then, she calls herself as "Rey Skywalker" in the end. And that's all.

Mara & Cade looks disgust about that perculiar nightmare that Luke had.

Cade: Wait! Did Mom exist on that nightmare?
Luke: *shakes his head* No, she never exist. Oh! That Rey owned your Uncle Han's Millenium Falcon & Chewie after Han's death, stealing Aunt Leia's love from Ben & she's a derp.
Cade: Well, shavit!
Mara: Language! Anyway, what the scavenger girl(Rey) looks like?
Luke: *sigh* She looks like Kira Marek[1].
Mara: Kira? You mean Galen Marek's daughter & Kyle Katarn's Padawan?
Luke: Yes but Kira much better Jedi experience than Rey who is just swinging around like a Youngling.
Cade: *chuckles & grin* Oh~! This is gold! I've gotta tell Ben & Kira about this right after breakfast.
Luke: *looks narrowedly to Cade* What are you talking about?
Cade: You don't know. Ben and Kira are dating BTW.
Luke: *looks shock* WHAT???
Mara chuckles.

~Omake 2~

Old Woman: *To Rey* What's your name?
Rey: Rey.
Old Woman: Rey who?
Rey: *smiles* Rey Skywalker.

The old woman nods and leaves while Rey look over the twin suns of Tattoine. The journey has come to an end.

*PEW!*

All of sudden, Rey got headshot behind and falls on the sandy ground, dead.

The shooter revealed to be.....a Mandalorian[2].

Mandalorian: Tsk! This one looks....cheap from bounty. I will not take it.

The bounty hunter puts his DT-10 Blaster on his holster and walks away through the sunset, leaving a lifeless body of Rey biting off the dust.

~Omake 3~

Old Woman: *To Rey* What's your name?
Rey: Rey.
Old Woman: Rey who?
Rey: *smiles* Rey Skywalker.

The old woman nods and leaves while Rey look over the twin suns of Tattoine. The journey has come to an end.
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Everyone: BOOOOO!!!!

The theater screen got received a trash of popcorns throwing, drinks flying and best of all--some ranting & insults from the audience.

The audience revealed to be....the cast from the Clone Wars!

On the Left Row seats were Anakin, Obi Wan, Ahsoka, Padme, Duchess Satine, Captain Rex, Commander Cody, Bo-Katan, Fives, Jesse & Lux while the Right Row seats were Master Yoda, Mace, Plo, Shaak, Aayla, Kit, other Jedi Council members and even Count Dooku & Asajj Ventress were also watched the movie and were all disappointed.

Anakin: This is the most stupid movie I've ever watched! I can't believe it! We've been watching 3 movies about what happened in the future after my son defeats the Sith Lord(Sidious) and ended up this!? That girl(Rey) stole my lightsaber, our daughter's(Leia) love from my grandson(Ben), my son-in-law(Han)'s freighter(Millenium Falcon) and his Wookie(Chewie) and my last name! She's NOT a Skywalker!
Obi Wan: *does a beard stroking* I'd agreed with you, Anakin. That former trooper(Finn) has more potential story than her. Too bad, some guys ruined his character and focus on Rey.
Ahsoka: *pouts* Eyup. At first, I like her but after I saw what she did to Skyguy Jr(refers to Luke) in Anch-To, I began to dislike her. Heck, what's all about Force Bond stuff between them? It doesn't make sense. The only good Force Bond stuff is Revan & Bastila Shan from the Old Republic archives I've read in the Jedi Library.
Padme: You were right, Ahsoka. Those people(Revan & Bastila Shan) are much better couple than our grandson's(Ben) affections towards that girl(Rey). Don't forget that she buried our children's lightsabers in Tattoine.
Anakin's eyes twitch about Tattoine.

Anakin: Seriously?! She choose that planet to buried our children's lightsabers instead of Anch-To?! I hate Sand!

Obi Wan, Ahsoka & Padme chuckles while the others shakes their heads.

Rex: I agree with General Skywalker.
Cody: Me too.
Fives: Same with me & Jesse.

Duchess Satine, Bo- Katan & Lux were also nodded about their opinions as well.

Yoda: Right you are, Skywalker. Such disappointing the legacy, they are.
Mace: I personally agree, Master.

Plo, Shaak, the other Jedi Masters and even Dooku & Ventress were also agreed about Yoda's opinion.

???: Where do you need the Mandalorian when you need him?

They all turned around on the other side of the seat, it was Quinlan Vos sitting beside with Ventress.

Ventress: *glared* Don't scare me like that, Jedi!
Quinlan: Sorry about that, lady. *To Anakin & others* I told you that movie sucks more than the Last Jedi. But guess what? I found something better.
Anakin: What is it?
Quinlan: It's called "The Mandalorian". It sets a few years after the Battle of Endor which focuses a main character, a Mandalorian.

The two Mandalorian---one is the Duchess and the other was a Death Watch member heard that and looked surprise but few seconds later, they showed their grins on their faces.

Ahsoka: Was that good?
Quinlan: *smirks* Trust me, it's much better than the one you saw earlier.
Anakin: *grin* Cool! Let's watch that show!
Yoda: Interesting, you are. Looking that one, we must.

They all nodded and decides to watch the new show. In the end, they found out that "The Mandalorian" show was far better than Rey story and they loved it, especially the Child aka Baby Yoda(much of the women including Ventress cooed cutely while the men look shock & disbelief and Yoda's dismay) and much later episodes, it ends with Moff Gideon has the legendary Darksaber on his hand(which shocks everyone, especially Satine & Bo-Katan themselves).

~Somewhere in a Conference Building~

Inside the Meeting Room, Kathleen Kennedy and other Disney writers & producers were discussing about a latest Star Wars show or series(Not the Mandalorian) while Dave Filoni and others were absent due of some 'reasons' while Season 2 of Mandalorian is still on development to release in streaming Disney+ yet. Then, they smell something odd.

KK: Was that gas?

~Outside the Building~

A loud explosion appears on the Meeting Room as fire & smoke was seen flowing outside the building. On the road was Deadpool himself, dropping a detonator switch on the road.

Deadpool: And that's how you fix the story!

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And that's the end. Great job, Deadpool! Here's some few notes:

1 - Kira Marek was another OC of mine. She was the daughter of Galen Marek aka Starkiller and Juno Eclipse. Although Galen died in "The Force Unleashed" ending, the Force made Juno pregnant with Galen's child, in a similar fashion of Shmi Skywalker gave birth to Anakin. Kira was born 3 and half years after the Battle of Endor. I just pretend that TFU 2 did not happened.

Suprisingly, she will be played by Daisy Ridley but much better role than Rey character.

2 - The Mandalorian that killed Rey in Omake 2 was indeed the Mandalorian himself from "The Mandalorian" show which is much better than Sequel Trilogy & a much positive response by Star Wars fans. Can't wait for Season 2 soon.

And Done! I hope you love this part. Thank you and May the Force be with you.

~ninjarider1~

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