This is a continuation of Part 2 thanks @starlight4lif3 for this idea but I altered it a bit

Lance: How did you two even burn the kitchen 

Ciara: It was Rain's fault *points to Rain*

Rain: My fault? we went to the basement to get cooking oil

Lance: Cooking oil?

Rain: Yeah we ran out of cooking oil so we got it from the basement the thing you said was a liquid and was highly flammable

Lance: Whose idea was this?

Ciara: Me

Rain: Yeah she just said 'oil is oil Rain now lets go cook'

Lance: Ciara YOU JUST FUCKING COOKED CERIS DRAGON'S BLOOD YOU IDIOT

Ciara: I WHAT!!

Lance: To commemorate a dragon after death we take their blood into a barrel and burn their bones to ash and enchant our weapons with it AND YOU JUST COOKED FUCKING FOOD WITH DRAGON BLOOD

Lance: How much did you put 

Ciara: A quarter *stuttering*

Lance: You should run before she get-

Ciara then felt a tap on her shoulder and saw Ceris behind her

Ceris: Son Lance give me and Ciara some privacy 

Both: Got it ma'am/mom

The 2 opened the door and went to the other room

Rain: Dad what is Ciara's chances of living

Lance: Let me see uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 3%

Rain: 3%!!

Lance: Well yeah so we might have to prepare her fune-

Ciara: PLEASE IM SORRY IM SORRY!!!!

Ceris: IM NOT TAKING SORRY FOR AN ANSWER!!

Lance: Ok 1.5% now

Rain: Lets just get a funeral ready

Lance: Yeah we should

*Timeskip*

Rain: And that is how your Auntie Ciara almost died

Shiro: How did you even live Auntie

Ciara: I don't know

Rose: Probably cause you were friends with daddy 

Ciara: Yeah probably

THE END