Lance: Today we are all here for the funeral of Rain Wynter who died to our creator Blade and is now dead now may Abigail take the stage

She then walked up and was about to talk

Abigail: So-

The coffin then opened revealing Rain

Abigail: RAIN!!

Rain: Uhhh how long was I dead

Ceris: Son you were dead for 5 days

Abigail: HOW ARE YOU ALIVE!

Rain: Vampire regeneration it took a long while tho

Blade: Told you he would live now give me $100

Ciara: Alright *gives money*

Everybody: The hell

Sans: Hey Rain I think the skeletons are angry at you for not dying

Rain: Why

Sans: Cause they be will feeling bonely

https://youtu.be/oShTJ90fC34

Me Rain and Sans: Ayyyyy

Papyrus: Why is it everywhere I go I must hear those puns

Raid: Because it was suppose to be

Papyrus: Can you give me info about Blade?

Raid: Sure

Blade: Raid don't give info to the FBT

Raid: Wait he is FBT

Papyrus: Secret Agent Papyrus at your service *in a tuxedo*

Mettaton: *faints*

Alphys: Oh gosh

Blade: Sans put Raid in the PUN CHAMBER!!

Sans: Yes sir

Raid: Wait NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Papyrus: Well should we save him

Rain: Nah he will be fine also your brother is very nice did you know he picks up his sock at the night and then puts it back 

Papyrus: He what

Rain: He grabs his sock and puts it back

Papyrus: ........

Rain: Papyrus

Papyrus: Papyrus.exe is not working

Alphys: I think you broke him

Rain: I think I did