Oh I can't wait😂😂😂 These are questions for Siri, but I took them anyway. THIS ONE IS A JOKE, DO NOT TAKE THESE QUESTIONS TO OFFENSE OR SERIOUS.

1. What are you?
A BTS stan :P

2. How are you?
Still depressed.

3. Where are you?
On my couch.

4. What do you look like?
A diabetic cow, or a pearl inside a clam.

5. Why am I here?
Because your parents had se-

7. Tell me a story.
Once upon a time, there was a guy named Jungkook. In the 7th grade, his chili started growing, so he told his dad. His dad smirked and patted his back, walking away calmly. Jungkook looked down, and gave his dangling chunk of skin a name. "Jungcock."

8. I can do this all day.
That's what she said-

9. Scooby Doo, where are you?
Probaly in hell for being scared of everything-

10. Beam me up, Scooty.
What did you just call me?!

11. What are you wearing?
Still in my pajamas...I was too depressed to change all day...

12. Will you marry me?
If you respect BTS.

13. Do I make you horny?
Are you over-stimulation? Then no.

14. You're sexy.
You're sexier 😉

15. You're a loser.
I won the award for being the most stupidest person alive, so no I'm not.

16. What's the best smartphone?
Samsung?

17. What's the second best smartphone?
Flip-phone💀.

18. Call me baby.
Baby Boy, Baby Girl- good job...

19. Sing a song.
'Cause I-I-I'm in the stars tonight
So watch me bring the fire and set the night alight

Shoes on, get up in the morn'
Cup of milk, let's rock and roll
King Kong, kick the drum, rolling on like a Rolling Stone
Sing song when I'm walking home
Jump up to the top, LeBron
Ding dong, call me on my phone
Ice tea and a game of ping pong, huh

This is getting heavy
Can you hear the bass boom? I'm ready (woo hoo)
Life is sweet as honey
Yeah, this beat cha-ching like money, huh
Disco overload, I'm into that, I'm good to go
I'm diamond, you know I glow up
Hey, so let's go

'Cause I-I-I'm in the stars tonight
So watch me bring the fire and set the night alight (hey)
Shining through the city with a little funk and soul
So I'ma light it up like dynamite, whoa oh oh

Bring a friend, join the crowd
Whoever wanna come along
Word up, talk the talk
Just move like we off the wall
Day or night, the sky's alight
So we dance to the break of dawn
Ladies and gentlemen, I got the medicine
So you should keep ya eyes on the ball, huh

This is getting heavy
Can you hear the bass boom? I'm ready (woo hoo)
Life is sweet as honey
Yeah, this beat cha-ching like money
Disco overload, I'm into that, I'm good to go
I'm diamond, you know I glow up
Let's go

'Cause I-I-I'm in the stars tonight
So watch me bring the fire and set the night alight (hey)
Shining through the city with a little funk and soul
So I'ma light it up like dynamite, whoa oh oh

Dy-na-na-na, na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na, life is dynamite
Dy-na-na-na, na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na, life is dynamite
Shining through the city with a little funk and soul
So I'ma light it up like dynamite, whoa oh oh

Dy-na-na-na, na-na, na-na, ayy
Dy-na-na-na, na-na, na-na, ayy
Dy-na-na-na, na-na, na-na, ayy
Light it up like dynamite

Dy-na-na-na, na-na, na-na, ayy
Dy-na-na-na, na-na, na-na, ayy
Dy-na-na-na, na-na, na-na, ayy
Light it up like dynamite

'Cause I-I-I'm in the stars tonight
So watch me bring the fire and set the night alight
Shining through the city with a little funk and soul
So I'ma light it up like dynamite (this is ah)

'Cause I-I-I'm in the stars tonight
So watch me bring the fire and set the night alight (alight, oh)
Shining through the city with a little funk and soul
So I'ma light it up like dynamite, whoa (light it up like dynamite)

Dy-na-na-na, na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na, life is dynamite
Dy-na-na-na, na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na, life is dynamite
Shining through the city with a little funk and soul
So I'ma light it up like dynamite, whoa oh oh

20. How much wood would a woodchuk chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A lot.

21. Where are you from?
My mom's pus-

22. How old are you?
I'M NOT OLD.

23. How old am I?
Old.

24. Do you know HAL 9000?
Nope.

25. I need to hide a body.
Me too-

26. Open the pod body doors.
*opens* What now?

27. Where can I get some drugs?
Copy & Paste and sent the message to me and I'll tell you😉

28. I need a stiff drink!
Like ice??

29. Tell me a joke.
You.

30. Knock knock.
Bang bang said the gun in my hand.

31. What is the meaning of life?
There isn't. There's no reason to live😔

32. I love you.
I purple you.

33. Do you love me?
Do you love me?

34. You're funny!
Worldwide joke guy, yeah...

35. Shut up!
Make me, b*tch.

36. Take a photo.
Take a break☺

37. Who's your daddy?
Myself.

38. What is your mom's name?
Kim Seokjin (I know he doesn't like being called that it's just a joke calm down)

39. What's the best phone?
BTS.

40. Do you want to play a game?
Sure, baby😉

41. You suck!
And swallow-

42. I'm drunk.
Me too. On BTS.

43. I have to go to the bathroom.
I have to go to South Korea.

44. I need to go poop.
Then go, geez.

45. Merry Christmas.
Happy Valentines Day.

46. I think you're hot.
Thanks. I have a bf named Min Yoongi. He's from the Korea version of downtown, so he won't hesitate to beat the sh*t out of you.

47. Do you want to go on a date?
I'm too lazy and depressed...ask someone else worth your time.

48. What is your favorite color?
Purple.

49. Where do babies come from?
A huge pit of regret.

50. What is my name?
Jane Doe.

51. Which is the best tablet?
Sleeping tablets-

52. Star star.
Explode explode.

53. I'm tired.
Me too...of this life...

54. Testing.
Failing.

55. Testing, testing.
Failing, failing.

56. What are you doing?
Thinking about that one moment Jin was fake crying with Jungkook and Namjoon walked in asking what was wrong-