Disclaimer: I mean no offense to any titles/ books that include these storylines, names, characters, etc

Hello, friends.

Kat here and I will be your guide. If you are new to this world (which you really shouldn't be because where have you been apparently under a rock. The next thing you will be asking is can I have your myspace. And for your information because I know you were dying to know. No, I do not have a myspace it's 2016 people.) Face-palms and sighs

7 Things All Bad Boy books have [ and if you don't then what are you doing labeling it as a bad boy book]

[ Warning this is going to get heated]

1. Francisco Lachowski

[ Long Version]

[ Because apparently he is the only guy who is hot enough to be the bad boy in like every single Bad boy book ever. Do people not realize there are other fishes [ meaning hot guys] in the sea. I mean, Francisco Lachowski is way to hot for his own good but still he is married and has a son. And why are we stereotyping him as a bad boy. Just wait for him to be crowned the world's nicest person. Just imagine how embarrassing it is to read or see all these covers with you being labeled as a bad boy. Imagine how is wife feels about him being portrayed this way. Imagine how his son is going to feel when he is older.

[Short Sentence Version]

If you do not have him on the cover then you are doing something wrong

2. Some kind of Nerd

[Long Version]

[Because apparently bad boys dig nerds even though in the beginning they seem to hate them. As a nerd, I have some major problems with this. No all nerds all super smart, we do not all wear nerd glasses and not every school nerd falls for the bad boy. For some reason, these nerds have really high expectations. I mean seriously. There basically not generally liked by society but can catch the eye of the super popular bad boy. Tell me how does that work because I am so confused on the logic behind that.]

[Short Version]

[ Nerds can simultaneously meet and not meet society's standards and all nerds are the same]

3. The Name

[Long Version]

[ There are like 5 different names that all bad boys seem to have. And they are Jace, Ryder, Preston, Declan, Kaden, Alec, Jake Ryker, Cole, Shawn Riley Josh etc [ excuse me people but this isn't R5 or City of Bones] But back to the point. Do you actually know any people who are named Ryder or Jace? I mean according to Facebook a person named Kyle is twice as likely to get a girl pregnant in 2016. Thank god, I don't know any Kyle's. Now Imagine Kyle as a bad boy player type person. Every run if you see a Kyle. (what did Kyle ever do to you is my question?) I wonder if it's illegal to name your son something else. Have you ever seen a bad boy book where his name is something like Simon or Mikey? Probably not if you had please link it below in the comments. I would love to read that.

[Short Version]

Bad Boys name do not vary

4. They have to steal something insanely stupid, strange, unimportant, disgusting and or blatantly obvious

[Long Version]

[Example Bra's [mickey mouse if possible] thongs, teddy bears, pudding cups, diaries, vacation, first kisses virginity, tampons hearts etc. You name it the bad boy has probably stolen it. Who steals stuff like that. For starters, just eww. They steal everything including cookies How dare them and identity. Can I just say no]

[Short version]

[Bad boys like to steal girls personal items]

5. The Nicknames

[Brutally short and honest version]

[ The bad boy always gives the nerd a cute nickname like kitten, or sugar plum or babe or nerd. Not only are some of them rather demeaningful there just a wee bit creepy.]

5. Making you do something insanely stupid

[Long Version]

[Seriously, the bad boy is not making you do something stupid that gets you arrested. That is your own freaking fault. Also, he may have told you to come do something with him but that doesn't mean you can blame him. You had the opportunity maybe even several not to do this yet you did and then you blame him for it. That is just a jerky thing to do. He didn't make you do it. ]

[Short Version]

[Blame the bad boy it's all his fault]

6. Seeing someone naked

[Brutally short and honest version]

[#1- Just ew, what kind of perverted horny person looks through a girl's bedroom window. And #2- Why would you end up with a guy who is looking at you naked. Because they always end up with the bad boy]

7. The Bad Boy is Possessive

[Shortest explanation ever]

[Sharp intake of breath That is so shocking, OH ma gosh I would have never guessed. ]

Basically, Bad Boys are just way overdone.

Also, there is a difference between and playboy, bad boy and an asshole but that is a rant for another time

But if you interested in learning more please check out this website

elitedaily.com/dating/difference-bad-boy-asshole/

[ I may do a continuation later or a part two]